# The Pay-It-Forward MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 8, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646 "2014-12-08T10:53:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/41 "2014-12-09T01:18:46Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Spidey** the “NO SNOW” signs are to keep the snow away from me. You can get buried under fifty feet of the icky stuff for all I care. 😛

Cars are cars, & boats are boats & they shouldn’t be confused. Since the storm is a comin’ from off the coast down your way, I don’t want it to get any bad ID’ers.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/42 "2014-12-09T01:23:35Z")

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Time for reclinage and knittage. _ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/43 "2014-12-09T01:47:33Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **kaylasdad99** , I don’t understand. If you authorized the pump, didn’t you set it for 30, or is this like the recent thread where the pump didn't stop at the expected amount?

That function isn’t available to self-service users at that station. It can only be set by the attendant at the service window (which, as I mentioned, was not due to open for another hour).

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/44 "2014-12-09T01:59:52Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> That function isn’t available to self-service users at that station. It can only be set by the attendant at the service window (which, as I mentioned, was not due to open for another hour).

Wow! I always thought if you did pay at the pump you could set your $ limit. Though I also believe it’s _not_ legal in this state to have a public gas station open w/o an attendant on duty (who is a trained professional in how to press the ‘_emergency stop_’ button! :rolleyes:)

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/45 "2014-12-09T02:02:57Z")

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I do not remember purchasing toiletries and cleaning supplies but I must have as it was in my haul.

Hairbrushes, moisturizer, all good stuff.

Way more stuff than I’d thought. Must have been drunk.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/46 "2014-12-09T02:21:09Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> I do not remember purchasing toiletries and cleaning supplies but I must have as it was in my haul.
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> Hairbrushes, moisturizer, all good stuff.
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> Way more stuff than I’d thought. Must have been drunk.

Drunk shopping @ Walmart; what an original concept!  
Errrr, ummm, pics [del]at 11[/del] right [here](http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/). 😃

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/47 "2014-12-09T02:22:31Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> …'Tis chilly out! Glad I got me a bear to snuggle up with tonight.

Snug as two bugs in a rug? As two bears in a bed? 🙂

I’m finishing off a music arrangement.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/48 "2014-12-09T03:09:31Z")

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I need to get an assignment done that is due tonight, at 11:55pm. It involves PowerPoint (with an assigned topic I do not give a rodent’s rump about), recording audio into same (and I hate the sound of my voice. Hearing a recording of myself always makes me wonder how anyone can stand to be anywhere near me when I speak), then converting the result to a video and uploading it.

This assignment is ridiculous. Half the class doesn’t know anything about PowerPoint, some only have access to PP or audio equipment on campus and may not have time to get to the lab, and the whole thing is taking an absurd amount of outside-class time. Either the professor is unaware her students have other classes/jobs/families/church commitments/other life activities outside her project demands, or she doesn’t care.

Even using language that would get me a mod hammer in the Pit cannot adequately express my utter loathing for this assignment. I need to get past the mental block and record the damn audio soon.

Help!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/49 "2014-12-09T03:24:31Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> To be married to you she must be **thoughtless**. Wait! You’re married to the mod? 😕

Yes, and you are banned for life.  
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)🙂

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/50 "2014-12-09T03:53:38Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Yes, and you are banned for life.  
> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)🙂

Awwww, you’d miss me. Who else annoys you as much as I do? 😉

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/51 "2014-12-09T04:12:07Z")

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Worked, went to hockey. Lost.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/52 "2014-12-09T05:42:48Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Worked, went to hockey. Lost.

It could be worse. The Redskins could be in the NHL. There is supposedly a run on paper bags for the 'Skins fans.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/53 "2014-12-09T06:12:53Z")

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Happy Moanday!

Worked. All meetings cancelled. It was…odd.

Then at 1:45 Sunny-son’s school called. Short version, he clocked a kid on the playground and he’ll be staying home tomorrow. The autism causes the strangest hiccups. I’m pretty sure all kids occasionally lose their cool and belt other kids on the playground, but it lasts longer with autism, from what I can tell. SS lost it during a game of dodgeball after he mocked another kid’s poor aim. Kid 2 responded with something like, “oh yeah, get him guys” and SS got pelted with available dodgeballs until he was out. So he walked over and hit Kid 2. Suspended.

Husband’s in Vegas. MIL is here. I am soooooo lucky. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/54 "2014-12-09T10:32:48Z")

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Up, caffeinated, off to work.

**Sunny** , sorry about **Sunnyson**.

**BBBobbio** , yeah. I’m just glad I’m not a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/55 "2014-12-09T11:16:09Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffienated, and purtified, so no _YAWN_. ‘Tis 37 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 61 for the day and sunny. Not too shabby a day to be drivin’ all over the west forty. Gonna be a looooooooooooong day however.

I am awaitin’ for OYKW to finish purtification and gourmets that we are, we’re goin’ to MickeyD’s for brekkie. Then I get to hit the road. Rah.

He just told me he’s ready, so I reckon I best be on my way.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/56 "2014-12-09T11:44:16Z")

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My sweetie has decided his work hours will be 7-3:30. So he’s on his way and I’m breakfasting. My day will consist of such adventures as changing the sheets on the bed, getting my driver’s license, picking up my sweetie’s meds refills, and possibly even running to WalMart to get my preferred body wash before I run out. Supper will be chickie noodle soup, or maybe chickie-n-dumplins. I got the last sack o’ homemade broth out of the freezer to thaw - I’ve got time to figure it out.

Today is our anniversary and, romantics that we are, we have no plans. Maybe this weekend we’ll go to the Japanese Steak House, which was a sorta tradition that we started up 8 years ago and skipped last year. I know my family thinks we’re nuts, but we pretty much don’t bother about our anniversaries. They were totally gobsmacked that our 25th went without a party or anything. What do they expect, when our “wedding” was the 2 of us with 2 unknown witnesses in front of a notary at a bookkeeping office, followed by McD’s drive-thru before going back to work. Ah, yes, romance… 😉

Luckily, it works for both of us. 😃

Happy Tuesday!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/57 "2014-12-09T13:16:15Z")

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Blurf, y’all. My givadammer is AWOL, too.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/58 "2014-12-09T13:21:49Z")

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Sounds like \*\*BBBobbio \*\*needs an attitude adjustment. 😉 Or perhaps a kitten???

😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/59 "2014-12-09T13:50:02Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Sounds like \*\*BBBobbio \*\*needs an attitude adjustment. 😉 Or perhaps a kitten???
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> 😃

I’d be glad to help, I’ve got a ‘clue-by-four’ that could be used for his adjustment. :o  
For some unknown reason, some VERY early bird was pulling out just as I got to twain station yestidy, so like Mr Uecker, i was in the _front_ row; last night, I was the first one outta there! 😃  
No such luck today, though.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/60 "2014-12-09T14:17:50Z")

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Happy Toosday!

I wrote a Happy Moonday post but it went poof and I have enough bs to deal with to bother about poofing posts.

It’s cold, wet, rainy, grey, outside.  
Yesterday was friggin’ cold.  
I hate cold, I should have moved further south.

Happy Anniversary!!! **FCM** and **FCD**

Happy new job **FCD**

Good on you **Daaad**

I’ll be heading home some time this morning.  
I’ve been at my mothers since Sunday night since I had an early Dr appt yesterday.  
Dr appt Thorsday went well, he cleared me to go off the blood thinners long enough to have surgery.  
Then he scheduled me for a stress test.  
Yesterdays Dr says when we get the results of the stress test we will schedule an appointment with the anesthesiologist and then schedule a day for surgery.

I am not looking forward to any of this.

Between that and all the other shit going on right now I have to keep telling myself \*breathe, one day at a time, breathe, one day at a time  
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