# The Pay-It-Forward MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 8, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646 "2014-12-08T10:53:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/141 "2014-12-10T21:04:34Z")
\*\*Bunny \*\*- no sweat - Before I identify myself, I ask who’s calling and why. I’d simply tell them to send me a statement of what I allegedly owe, without giving them my address, of course. But it’s easier not to answer. \*\*lieu \*\*- get a pug! Misery loves company, you know! 😃 OK, for reals - look into adopting an older animal if you want a dog - they’re usually house trained and mellow. Unless you get a dalmatian - they’re never mellow. But your gorgeous daughter deserves a doggeh! Laundry is in, folded, and put away. My stuff from Think Geek arrived - yay! \*\*FCD \*\*should be home soon. It’s been a good day. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/142 "2014-12-10T21:11:35Z")
**{{{loo}}}** that’s tough news to find out. I say go for the doggeh. I like the idea of adoptin’ an older dawg unless you really want to raise a pup. Then again, ain’t nuttin’ much else like puppeh kisses! Oh and howdy from da cave. Chili and cornbread for dindin. We’s in the need for some down home comfort foods. ---
**Author:** ![Grrlbrarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrlbrarian/32/4048_2.png) [@Grrlbrarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrlbrarian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/143 "2014-12-10T21:44:04Z")
YOU’RE having fun with it 😃 No, **bbbobbio** and **swampy** , neither Epicurean, nor Aquarian, nor Whiskeypalian. I’m just your gregarian hyperborean Dickensian humanitarian vegetarian contrarian (semi)Libertarian American librarian. Aren’t we all, **peedin**? (I know you’re a fellow hyperborean at least!) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/144 "2014-12-10T22:10:06Z")
Puppy breath is nasal ambrosia. Older dawgs have their personalities revealed, can insure they’re not barkers, etc. It’ll be a process… then we’ll suddenly have our hearts melted and know it’s the one. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/145 "2014-12-10T22:25:24Z")
It’s been a very long day. But now I am 1/8th of an inch taller and I have a sheet of foot-strengthening exercises to do. My goal for this week is to get my hats done. I have three days to finish one hat and the three rows on the one that’s currently on the hook. I also have a feeling that my third female co-worker will want a hat too when she finds out the other two are getting one. She’ll have to pick the color, though, because I don’t know how to match redheads. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/146 "2014-12-10T22:35:57Z")
We’s fed. I just refilled the pellet hopper. \*\*FCD \*\*took Higgs out. Soon we’ll mellow the evening away. I’m thinking I might partake of some melatonin tonight. Or a toasted almond. Or maybe both?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/147 "2014-12-10T22:45:36Z")
Dindin is ingested. OYKW is stayin’ the night. YAY! However, I think a soak in the tub is more his object of desire than me. 😃 > [@zombie](#): > > No, bbbobbio and swampy, neither Epicurean, nor Aquarian, nor Whiskeypalian. I’m just your gregarian hyperborean Dickensian humanitarian vegetarian contrarian (semi)Libertarian American librarian. So maybe a little nonsectarian or Unitarian who will one day be a septuaginarian? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/148 "2014-12-10T22:51:00Z")
I think it’s time to recline-arian… _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/149 "2014-12-10T23:01:13Z")
And referring now the well set Reader to the post its selfe, where satisfaction lyeth ready to receive him, and expectation desirious of deserved thankes: I come to talke with the scelerate Companion: if thou beest a Ruffian, a Villain, a Momus, a Knave, a Carper, a Critick, a Bubo, a stupid Asse, and a gnawing Worme with Envious Lips, I bequeath thee to a Carnificiall reward where a hempen Rope will soon dispatch thy snarling slander, and free of my toylesome Travailes and now painefull Labours from the deadly Poyson of they sharpe edged calumnies and so goe hang thy selfe; for I neither will respect thy Love nor regard thy Malice: and shall ever and always remaine, To the Courteous still Observant: And to the Critcall Knave as he deserveth. Carnivorous Plant. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/150 "2014-12-10T23:03:00Z")
{{{ **Loo** }}} That kind of stuff is supposed to happen to people on the TV news, not to people you know. Puppy breath is the best but it doesn’t last long. Moving day has been changed from Firday to Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/151 "2014-12-10T23:23:25Z")
I am dying. My throat is so sore. I have never had anything like this. Can’t swallow so can’t sleep. I never knew how much one swallows while sleeping. I will go back to the dr tomorrow if it’s not a whole lot better. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/152 "2014-12-10T23:35:16Z")
I just realized I used the wrong hook to make the two hats I’ve finished and they’re too small. :smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack: I’m officially giving up for the night. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/153 "2014-12-11T00:57:20Z")
I imagine someone in your area is looking for donations of hats for some worthy cause. One final exam down, three to go. Can anyone explain to me why I’m enough of a masochist to be about to register for 17 credits next semester? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/154 "2014-12-11T01:01:43Z")
I got vision and the rest of the SDMB wears bi-focals. Fine. I’m going to start calling folks who annoy me, “Gnawing Wormes with Envious lips.” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/155 "2014-12-11T01:11:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I got vision and the rest of the SDMB wears bi-focals. > Fine. It better be fine Junior or I’ll give you such a kick people will think you’re the Kaiser! (OK – I’m not quite THAT old. Not quite.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/156 "2014-12-11T01:22:00Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > It better be fine Junior or I’ll give you such a kick people will think you’re the Kaiser! > > (OK – I’m not quite THAT old. Not quite.) You, Sir, are a Gnawing worm with Envious lips! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/157 "2014-12-11T01:22:55Z")
Um, what kind of herbicide have you been partaking , **flytrap**? 😃 **{{{lieu}}}** **swampy** , I had chili and cornbread for lunch (well, a corn tortilla…you know, Mexican cornbread). Keeping the apartment heated tonight. 😛 Sending some virtual chicken soup and popsicles your way, **butters.** Fixing to hit the studio to finish the sketches for an ugly sweater that my boss will have to wear for a contest. The winning department will have lunch next month at a local steakhouse. And the fun of making an ugly sweater for your boss. Bwuhahaha! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/158 "2014-12-11T02:18:00Z")
I don’t own any ugly sweaters. I saw an [ugly sweater suit](http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0234/5963/products/ProductPicFinalBlue_large.gif?v=1416272372) online the other day. Got a really nice card in the mail today… 😉 Went to my former workplace today. Got a nice gift card for a local bookstore from my boss. I heard a rumour online that my favourite comedian will be turning up at my former workplace on Saturday. I’ve been working on music arrangements. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/159 "2014-12-11T02:34:10Z")
[Why should the _Goyim_ have all the fun?](https://www.google.com/search?q=ugly+hanukkah+sweater&client=firefox-a&hs=P7F&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=fAKJVNDJNMSLyATl6oLYAQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1177&bih=771) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646/160 "2014-12-11T02:42:25Z")
Worked. Had a pre-interview for a store manager position. {{{{ **Loo** }}}} : sends chicken soup and medcinal rum to **Butters** : > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I got vision and the rest of the SDMB wears bi-focals. > Fine. > I’m going to start calling folks who annoy me, “Gnawing Wormes with Envious lips.” it’s ‘worms’, not ‘wormes’ unless you actually worked for William Shakespeare.😛 Good luck on the exams, **Nettie**! rosie, I like those. Makes me want to sing “Oy! To The World!”😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pay-it-forward-mmp/706646.md?page=9)