# The penis appreciation thread (risque, TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432 "2003-08-15T17:53:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/61 "2003-08-17T00:05:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \* > \*\*Well, I’m surprised that no one’s made the obvious point yet: the great thing about a gay relationship is that there are two! count 'em, two! penises in the relationship \*\* :eek: Where’s the vagina appreciation thread when you need it?! ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/62 "2003-08-17T17:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Plankspanker \* Stop it! You have that name, you! ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/63 "2003-08-18T14:46:38Z")
Am I the only one who likes men with bush? I mean, if you get a pube caught in the back of your throat, you’re not doing it right, IMVEGO[sup]_[/sup]. 😛 [sup]_[/sup] In my _ **very** _ experienced gay opinion. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/64 "2003-08-18T14:55:07Z")
So very experienced gay guy, how do you swallow an entire cock and prevent that from happening if he is all bushy ? ---
**Author:** ![johncole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5f9b8f/32.png) [@johncole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johncole)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/65 "2003-08-18T17:09:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by syncrolecyne \* > **I believe Lionel Barrymore once said “I cannot take pride in something in which any chimpanzee is my equal and any jackass is my superior”.** Barrymore may have said that, but he was quoting John Randolph: > [@](#): > > John Randolph, a vitriolic legislator from Virginia in the early decades of the American nation, was well known to be impotent. Few were the men, however, who dared cross him, and the House held its breath when a member, in the heat of debate, made some slanting reference to Randolph’s lack of sexual prowess. > Randolph rose to his feet and said coldly, “Sir, you pride yourself on an ability in which any ignorant barbarian is your equal and any jackass immeasurably your superior.” ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/66 "2003-08-18T19:05:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*So very experienced gay guy, how do you swallow an entire cock and prevent that from happening if he is all bushy ? \*\* By gently placing one hand over the thatch while you use the other hand to work the shaft as you swallow the cock. Or, you can use one hand, and use the thumb to work up and down the underside of the shaft. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/67 "2003-08-18T19:14:00Z")
Well that does work except…you aren’t really swallowing the whole thing that way, just most of it. your hand has the rest of it. If you poke it all the way down, your mouth has a whole mouth full of bush. It’s okay either way I guess and the guys girth has a whole lot to do with the technique as well. I like to mix it up and give him a little of it all. Believe me experienced gay guy, exerienced hetero girl (which is actually bi-girl if you want to get technical) has given quite a few fab blow jobs too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/68 "2003-08-18T19:18:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…exerienced hetero girl (which is actually bi-girl if you want to get technical) has given quite a few fab blow jobs too. 😉 \*\* Yer _killin’_ me! ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/69 "2003-08-18T19:20:48Z")
Maybe I want a whole mouthful of bush. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/70 "2003-08-18T19:29:05Z")
That’s cool, everybody has their prefereces. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/71 "2003-08-18T19:35:46Z")
Oh, I know I’m in the minority, especially among the gay male population (other than the bears & leather types, who are into hair…). ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/72 "2003-08-18T19:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > **…I know I’m in the minority…** We still love ya. Though some of us love you just as friends. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/73 "2003-08-18T20:23:08Z")
Hey, IMHO it doesn’t matter. Sex isn’t a popularity contest. You don’t have be like everyone else or else it would be broing so do whatever turns ya’ on! If it feels good, looks good, smells good, or scratches your itch just right then that is the right way to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/74 "2003-08-18T21:26:20Z")
Since I usually post at work I obviously couldn’t let my penis have his say. But since I’m now at home, my penis would like a word: hi evrrryboidy. i’m bnufver dasddy’dnpenids. i’m noty a good tyyuye, sorrtu. bye. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/75 "2003-08-18T22:15:35Z")
**MonkeyMule** : You can take my comment however you wish. 🙂 **Bruce\_Daddy** : I truly laughed out loud at that post! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/76 "2003-08-18T23:49:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*hi evrrryboidy. i’m bnufver dasddy’dnpenids. i’m noty a good tyyuye, sorrtu. bye. \*\* wselcomee aboiadr,. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/77 "2003-08-19T00:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cosmopolitan \* > \*\ ***MonkeyMule** : You can take my comment however you wish. 🙂 Oh It is so on at the next dopefest 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/78 "2003-08-19T00:21:10Z")
**Blackeyes** , i’m sorry, but the plank referenced in my name has 4 strings on it. altho the one that will shortly be on my arm will have 6 strings. but it’s still a plank 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/79 "2003-08-19T15:22:42Z")
Talking penis’ are one thing but TYPING penis’ ? now THAT’S Talent! I am TRULY impressed guys! Just amazing! ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/80 "2003-08-19T15:52:08Z")
Ever look at yourself in a full-length mirror sporting wood? I love mine (as do others) but, he curves to the left a little as I am right handed. I’ve tried doing it my left hand to equal things out a bit but, it’s just not the same. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432.md?page=5)