# The penis appreciation thread (risque, TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432 "2003-08-15T17:53:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/81 "2003-08-19T15:56:48Z")
I heard once that a guys wood goes left if he is right handed b/c he alwasy puts his package in after going pee with his right hand but then my b/f prived me wrong b/c he is right handed and his goes right…so guys…informal survey. Right handed or left handed and is your wood right or left? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/82 "2003-08-19T17:15:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Right handed or left handed and is your wood right or left? \*\* I’ll have to check after work. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/83 "2003-08-19T18:37:07Z")
Well thanks for your participation in my research and let me know if I can help out in your input. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/84 "2003-08-19T19:16:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…let me know if I can help out in your input. 😉 \*\* That would be a big help. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/85 "2003-08-19T20:15:25Z")
Well, it seemed to help when you were reading how much all us admiring girls appreciated penis’ . Maybe that will help… ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/86 "2003-08-20T12:32:35Z")
right handed and leans left (just a little). Always thought it was the way I packaged it as I don’t think it was always this way. Oh, and I love mine too! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/87 "2003-08-20T12:47:32Z")
Well thanks…that is what I always heard. Maybe the Studmuffin just packages backwards! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/88 "2003-08-20T13:00:54Z")
Didn’t get a chance to experiment last night. Sorry about that, **mipiace**. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/89 "2003-08-20T13:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Why don’t you guys let your penis’s do the talking? \*\* Oh, mine is a _VERY_ effective communicator. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/90 "2003-08-20T13:31:36Z")
Well js…I DID offer to help and then I didn’t offer much stimulation…apologies. Tygr…really? Does he type? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/91 "2003-08-20T13:39:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Well js…I DID offer to help and then I didn’t offer much stimulation…apologies. \*\* None needed. I was busy with work, family, & getting beat up until I collapsed exhausted well past my bed time. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/92 "2003-08-20T13:41:26Z")
Doesn’t leave much time for penis apprecaition does it? ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/93 "2003-08-20T13:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Tygr…really? Does he type? \*\* No. No keystrokes. Any other kind of stroke he’ll gladly perform, but not keystrokes. Breast stroke, side stroke, back stroke… ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/94 "2003-08-20T17:55:33Z")
I just wanted to jump in and say that I love my penis. Luckily, my wife does too! That is all… ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/95 "2003-08-25T14:00:18Z")
**mipiace** , I’m left-handed and it leans to the right. Which is odd, since Onanism is a sin, and I would never commit a sin like that. Perish the thought! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/96 "2003-08-25T14:43:46Z")
Hey thanks…I thought you’d forgottent he experiment. So far it is 2 for 2…I think my bf is an oddity! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/97 "2003-08-25T18:03:42Z")
Nobody has mentioned that it is so easy to wash unlike a vagina which I imagine is akin to washing a lettuce…and I love vaginas:D ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/98 "2003-08-25T18:22:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > **Nobody has mentioned that it is so easy to wash unlike a vagina which I imagine is akin to washing a lettuce…** “The vagina is a self-cleaning organ!” ``` -Ranch Hands, Rubber Rose Ranch. ``` ---
**Author:** ![birdgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@birdgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/birdgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/99 "2003-08-25T22:59:48Z")
This is the coolest thread I have read in a long time. Once I had a dream that I was a guy, and (obviously) had a penis. Man, I loved that thing! It’s so much easier to operate than the female equipment–you guys don’t know how good you have it! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432/100 "2003-08-26T01:18:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by birdgirl \* > **It’s so much easier to operate than the female equipment…** Yeah, they’re pretty straight forward. They can be tempermental (sp?) at times, like when you go to take a leak and the stream shoots off in some completely unpredictable direction. Humans obviously didn’t evolve in a toilet-rich environment. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-penis-appreciation-thread-risque-tmi/195432.md?page=6)