# The Pentagon is tracking a Chinese spy balloon

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228 "2023-02-03T01:32:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/301 "2023-02-05T18:30:41Z")

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Props to the writers there to avoid all the balloon puns they could have used.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
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While I doubt this particular incident escalates into anything I did read some commentary with what I thought was a good point. The current political climate in the US is such that everyone was screaming that you’re a pussy if you don’t shoot it down immediately. If the president is swayed by politics then that doesn’t bode well for deescalation in a more critical situation. Now, I don’t think Biden is a slave to political rhetoric (see Afghanistan withdrawal), but I still think there’s some influence.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/303 "2023-02-05T18:33:28Z")

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But the right was never going to give praise no matter what.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
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Hmm? Yeah, that’s the point, that the current political climate isn’t geared to dealing with any actual crisis.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
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I was talking about the dangers of inflation months before the papers.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/306 "2023-02-05T19:07:34Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> I wonder if s/he will have earned themselves a new callsign (and whether it might be slightly disparaging).

Gasbag.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/307 "2023-02-05T19:22:18Z")

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Ballbuster.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/308 "2023-02-05T19:26:33Z")

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Only 327 more kills before the F-22 equals the Sopwith Camel.\*

\*Number pulled out of my butt. I can’t find any lists of observation balloon kills by aircraft type from WWI.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/309 "2023-02-05T19:26:45Z")

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Popper.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/310 "2023-02-05T19:31:22Z")

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“Buster” sounds kinda sorta toughguy.  
“Frank1” and “Frank2” are better.

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/311 "2023-02-05T19:49:05Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> I can’t find any lists of observation balloon kills by aircraft type from WWI.

Toting up the kills in [this article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_buster) in Wiki I come up with 223.

However there are an unknown number of pilots with one kill each and the table itself says the list is incomplete

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/312 "2023-02-05T19:58:37Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> “Buster” sounds kinda sorta toughguy.  
> “Frank1” and “Frank2” are better.

Die Fledermaus?

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/313 "2023-02-05T20:16:07Z")

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Do you speak of bats or the opera?

Someone above mentioned that the call signs refer to Frank Luke who shot down many balloons in WWI.

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Do you speak of bats or the opera?

I just figured it’d mean you’re a natural at flying around, and that it sounds kind of like _“deflater mouse.”_

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/315 "2023-02-05T20:42:19Z")

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Oh, I see.  
Who makes up call names?

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/316 "2023-02-05T20:44:33Z")

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Have they collected the balloon out of the ocean yet?

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I, citizen, haven’t heard anything. I also don’t think I will. But I’d be surprised if they didn’t take care of that first thing.

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/318 "2023-02-05T20:51:42Z")

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Yeah, but that list is by pilot, not plane. Though we can infer from your relatively low total that any specific model of plane probably only had dozens of balloon kills rather than hundreds.

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/319 "2023-02-05T20:57:01Z")

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So it turns out there were Chinese balloon incursions during the former guy’s term. Of course that does nothing to stem the self-righteous outrage from pinheads like Little Marco. I’d like to see the documents on previous incursions to be declassified and publicized.

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pentagon-is-tracking-a-chinese-spy-balloon/979228/320 "2023-02-05T21:30:31Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Because it it their damn weather balloon.

As I understand it the current line from the Chinese government is that it was a commercially owned weather balloon. I haven’t seen them name the owner, however. And I haven’t heard that the supposed company told anyone their valuable balloon strayed off course.

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