I’ll hold my comments off on the ladies until their page goes up.
Sentinel, I agree there are some people that naturally project an image in their posting style, yet they look so so different than you had imagined when you see a picture of them. But this is a two sided coin. Some can be prettier than you imagined, while others you imagined to be soooo hot–are not. Isn’t it interesting that the dopers are so interested to find out the straight dope on other dopers looks.
I’m damned good looking and all of the people who like me are also damned good looking.
I’m FINE!
No, you can’t have a picture.
I do find it interesting that those who would normally laugh at others images in different situations, now look down on me for bringing out a natural human response. Could it be that they are insecure about the way they look?
On one board, I read an ad a man had posted and it portrayed him as a manly man, active, interested in sports, creative, caring, intelligent and a lover of finer things. I dredged up his picture and found myself staring incredulously at a guy who was in his late 20’s, outweighed me by about 250 pounds, wore those ludicrous baggy, below the knee shorts, a baggy nylon football shirt, dirty sneakers, a truckers baseball cap and sported a scraggly, spotty beard on his moon face – with small eyes. I seriously doubt if he had seen anything between his legs in person in ages. He was certainly not as he portrayed himself nor as his screen name indicated he would be.
I studied the ad for a lady, who let the weight section blank -ALWAYS a suspicious move - and who described herself as petite, sexy, active, with an interest in swimming, candle light dinners, Victoria Secret, waterbeds, good conversation, walks on deserted beaches, caring guys, and trying new things. I found her picture and was somewhat stunned. She was short, pallid, fat as a barrel, and looked mean! I don’t think Victoria Secret has anything in her size and if so, I do not want to see her in it. She was sprawled in a semi-playboyish erotic pose on her huge waterbed, modestly clothed and looked like a beached whale!
I found it funny.
The same with the guy who left a message that made me picture him to be a hunk, jogging down California beaches, flashing magnificent teeth and tanned a golden brown who turned out to be a skinny, thick lipped, oversized glasses wearing, scraggly haired geek!
OH – yeah. The ‘young at heart’ ones you have to watch out for also because more than likely they have either had a transplant from someone 20 years younger than they or use a pace maker! I mean some look like someone hit them square in the face with a cast iron pan!
Now, as for the SDMB, from following those little red website indicators and links left in some messages, over the months I’ve managed to see who I’m talking to. Most of the men appear overweight along with a goodly portion of the women. (It’s true what they say when reports state that Americans have a weight problem.) A few guys who run off at the mouth like they have verbal diarrhea look older than I thought and obviously must be real peaches to live next to.
A couple of the woman probably need to get oversized seats in movie houses and some of the guys look like they spend far too much time in front of their screens. A couple need to be reminded that the 60s hairy dude look is over and several girls can only and simply be described as plain. One looks not only plain but scary plain like in she NEEDS to get out a whole lot more.
Though, I will say that in 90% of the cases, those who have attacked me fanatically, ignored statements I made or who attempted to rally everyone else against me on the SDMB look exactly as I thought they would. That’s not saying all that much either. (Demented.)
Now, yeah, right, like I’m going to post a picture here. HA! Even if I looked like Brad Pitt or Arnold Schwartzenegger I’d be torn to shreds in about a second.
Hi Asshole, how are you?
In an answer to your stupid, fuckwad question, I’ll even give you a response(besides a hearty fuck-you).
Since I am not Black, cracked out, OR Rick James, I’d have to suppose that I was the "close set eyes, baseball caps and either the ever present scraggly mustache or the spotty, 2 day old bearded look-guy that you were referring to. Well, lemme just give you another fuck-you.
Thank GaWd most people on this board are courteous enough to hold their tongues about this subject. This sort of childish I-don’t-have-the slightest-bit-of decency attitude will hurt people and get these wonderful pages that TechChick put up torn down.
You are a selfish pig Sir. You must be doing this out of a distaste of your own looks. I, myself, prefer a goattee and long chops. Got a fucking problem with that? So what(insert anothe hearty fuck-you here), I don’t give much of a rat’s ass. I’ve dealt with people like you for years.
What’s more, I’m apalled that you think your opinion matters that much at all cyber-dork. Get over yourself, really. And just to re-iterate Coldy’s point, if you were to express these opinions in person, I’d squash ya like a fucking grape(will we be seeing you in Vegas? I’d love that :))
So, in closing…here’s one last mind-numbingly simple fuck you to top it all off.
-Sam
Ah, I see.
Macho testosterone, ego exchange = pissing contest = empty threats = ‘I gotta bigga prick than you do’ = no brainer physical violence threats = low mentality.
Sigh. Bring friends. I fight real damn dirty in person. Lots of friends.
For the record, I did not know who your partner was in the photograph – nor do I know the delicate hue of your skin.
Live in Alabama do you? Fucking mouthy, red neck bastard. No wonder so many English friends of mine thought most American men are pot bellied, wear beards, carry guns and swill beer by the tanker load. Piss off shithead.
Please note that up until THIS point, I have not sworn at nor directly attacked ANYONE nor singled out anyone for obvious ridicule. In fact, I have pretty much avoided attacks on my person and spoken in generalities. So, later on, don’t go raving that my gutter mouth started all of the swearing.
First of all, I didn’t start a macho pissing contest, I stated a fact.
Secondly, Who the fuck said anything about Alabama? It’s California to be exact, moron.
Thirdly, At your crotchetty old age, having lived through the 70’s, how in the fuck do you NOT know who Rick James is?
You, my friend are a dunderhead to the Nth degree. If you need something to jostle your oh so short memory span, consult this webpage: http://www.rickjames.com/
Oh, and screw your Brit friends too.
-Sam
P.S.- Anyone who wishes to blame someone for turning this pit thread into a REAL pit thread by adding a little life to the language, may blame me(wow Surly man, something they won’t blame on you?).
so Sent-dick-enel, about how tall are you and whats your shoulder with, i’m just making sure the coffin’s cut down to the right size, kinda like youre being.
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I do find it interesting that those who would normally laugh at others images in different situations, now look down on me for bringing out a natural human response. Could it be that they are insecure about the way they look?**
Why do you assume that the people who have posted here are the type to laugh at others’ looks? Not everyone ha a fization on looks. In fact, I have found that people who will laugh at others to be the exception rather than the rule.
Hey Dipshit - I thank you for not posting your ugly mug. I am sure it is just as disgusting ugly as your personality. Puke is really hard to clean off a keyboard.
I too am one who ripped you a new asshole for your Serlin/Fat thread. I am not fat and I have been told that I don’t look like a monkey’s left nut either, so your theory is wrong.
Judge for yourself, although your opinion means squat:
http://hometown.aol.com/kitten8808/myhomepagepics.html
I put the big-haired picture on the page as a joke. If I find out you sprayed cheap perfume on your hand and beat off to it, I’ll have to kill ya.
(NOTE - For the dipship impaired, I really wouldn’t kill you, it was a joke, a saying, K-I-D-D-I-N-G. Not to say that you don’t have to walk in front of a bus or anything.)
You know Serlin, I feel sorry for you - really. Anyone who feels the need to do the things you have done over the last few months (Gawd, there are too many to list here, but you know what I am talking about.) must really be a sad and pathetically lonely person.
It’s sad that you are unable to bring that level of needed attention to yourself without making everyone hate you.
Hateful attention is better than none, right?
And no, most of us do not judge others simply by the way they look.
Diane looks pretty good. 
Sentinel, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you even bitching about this shit? You should know what you’re going to get when you go to these Internet dating sites.
What? You expect to see supermodels there? I know you’ve been to these sites enough times to figure out the opposite.
Quote from Sentinel:
On one board, I read an ad a man had posted and it portrayed him as a manly man, active, interested in sports, creative, caring, intelligent and a lover of finer things. I dredged up his picture and found myself staring incredulously at a guy who was in his late 20’s, outweighed me by about 250 pounds, wore those ludicrous baggy, below the knee shorts, a baggy nylon football shirt, dirty sneakers, a truckers baseball cap and sported a scraggly, spotty beard on his moon face – with small eyes.
Okay, so just because he is overweight and doesn’t dress to your liking, he can’t fit the description he gave to himself? I can’t find anything in the description you gave and the description he gave as being contradictory. You assume because he is overweight, that he is not active? Well, shit, I wonder if all the centers in the NFL just vegitate.
Seriously, dude – get over yourself.
Serlinel tends to avoid those mouthy Blacks.
…Hot Damn Diane!!! woo hooooo!!! 
THank you Drain, I forgot that he was one of the more biggoted assholes at the SDMB.
I’m sorry for that major oversight on my part.
Oh, and one more hearty fuck you to Surly-nel from this baseball-cap wearing, scraggly bearded American! 
-Sam
I thought Sentinel was a self-righteous pseudo-intellectual impotent little prick with his head so far up his ass that he needed a glass navel to watch television, months ago.
“Beat me!” said the masochist.
“NO!” replied the sadist.