The perfect gift...an engraved speculum!

Yes, but will you please use a spoiler box for the squeemish?

I think I’ll take my chances. Yeah, I know I should go. I probably will eventually, just not yet.

I just went to the gyno today and was suprised when she took the speculum out of a little heated drawer at the end of the table! Nice and warm! Of course, she could have warned me about the finger up the butt ahead of time, but we can’t have everything, can we…

Oh, and AngelicGemma? Just go to the gyno. It’s really not a big deal, afterwards you’ll be like “That’s all I was afraid of?” And then you will know you are healthy, and you can get birth controll pills, and life will be happy and carefree. Just go. Please.

Yes do go! I plead guilty to exaggerating the “ick” factor for sort of comic effect, but I swear it really is NOT a hassle, and just think how efficent and proud of yourelf you will feel afterwards. Takes hardly any time at all, and does not hurt. Really.

Well Ok. Although I’m surprised the grandmother of the devil would be squeamish about anything :smiley: .

[spoiler]
Well, first of all you have to consider that lots of things that are unpleasent in other contexts are erotic in…well, erotic contexts. Like biting or spanking, or, I dunno, enemas (well if I’m already boxed for the squeamish I might as well use it.)
So there’s that.

Secondly, well, what’s not to like? Sex is all about having your orifices stretched (I make that plural since as I noted in my first ost here there are also anal speculums.) Why else to girl (and gay guys) like big thick dicks? This is just taking it a bit farther. Farther than some people want to go, but some people don’t like fisting either. Chacun a son gout. :slight_smile:

Thirdly, of course there are all kinds of psychlogical reason. Someone wanting to see their partner all streched open and vunerable. Possibly role playing games, doctor/patient, or some other athority figure/hapless victim. And it leaves open the possibility (pun intended of course) of other “tortures”, ice cubes, wax, violet wands…

And of course if any or all that sounds painful, well, some peoplle like pain :).

(And anyway, nothing is a painful in a sexual cotext what with all those endophins going.) [/spoiler]

I’d heard of those before but had never actually looked one up. Kinda looks like a shoehorn for one of those little furry hand muffs.

They’ve never done that to me – and if they did that to me without warning, I think they’d get kicked across the room. I do hope you complained loudly about that!

The speculum only gets you partway in, you know.

Consider a set of dilators. Go slow (cramps).

And get your own curettes too. (As long as you’re exploring, scrape around a bit, why don’t you?)

Or take some samples.

::>pinch<::