# The Perfect Guy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536 "2000-08-08T05:46:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/61 "2000-11-14T04:49:03Z")

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Can I ask what people are missing?

Just out of idle curiosity…

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/62 "2000-11-14T04:57:20Z")

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Just what you’d think:  
23- nah, although I can appreciate beauty in all its forms  
24 I’ve only just started getting _short_ haircuts and I kinda like the feeling when you run your fingers through the little ones on the nape of my neck  
:shudder:😉

… and 11. But I love to sing anyways. I also play the tinwhistle so singing may be preferable(or quieter)

Of course I’m already a dad so I know I love that! Let me tell you, taking them to their first circus is soooooo cool. I wish I could recapture that sense of excitement and wonder more often:)

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/63 "2000-11-14T07:07:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*I figured as much.
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> I plan on quietly stalking you for a few more weeks before I flirt with you outrageously dpr.
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> Sometime after Thanksgiving good for you? \*\*

_checks schedule_

Hmmmm… yes I can fit a stalker in after next week. Post 20th good for you?

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/64 "2000-11-14T13:02:32Z")

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No, I’m going home for Thanksgiving and my online time will be limited if not elminated until the next Monday.

Hope you understand.

I also need to buyu some creepy stationary to leave notes on your car.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/65 "2000-11-14T14:30:08Z")

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How about we just start with the new month then? Gives you a the chance to feel fresh and everything…

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/66 "2000-11-14T17:28:20Z")

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Sounds good.

Though I may be getting some practice in now… don’t mind me…

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/67 "2000-11-15T01:52:44Z")

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Practice is a good thing. Show’s that you’e takign it seriously. Don’t forget warm-up stretches too…

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-guy/28536/68 "2000-11-15T06:23:36Z")

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After reading all these posts I’ve discovered that I’m not really picky…

Have half a brain, know who Bach is, know how to change oil, don’t hit me, don’t be an addict/alcoholic, let me teach you about stuff you don’t know.

Oh, and realize that snuggling is just as if not more important that sex.

Is it, really.

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