# The Perfect in Every Way Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 13, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197 "2011-04-13T04:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/21 "2011-04-16T20:35:55Z")
As long as the stressful job has reasonable hours and vacations so she can come home, I’d help her cope. Perfect in every way except that (for whatever reason) e has no genitals. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/22 "2011-04-16T21:11:54Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > As long as the stressful job has reasonable hours and vacations so she can come home, I’d help her cope. > > Perfect in every way except that (for whatever reason) e has no genitals. The lack of genitals…that’s tough. I don’t know that I’d ever stop thinking about it. I might pass. Perfect in every way…except that once a year, she needs you to have sex with someone you find revolting (however you define that) in order for your relationship to continue. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/23 "2011-04-16T22:12:16Z")
keep her, it’s once a year. Perfect except, they’re the kid of a notorious serial killer. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/24 "2011-04-16T23:18:41Z")
The child of a serial killer? Keep him. It’s not his fault where he came from. Perfect in every way, but has 20 cats (and refuses to get rid of them.) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/25 "2011-04-16T23:22:48Z")
Keep. I like cats. She’s perfect in every way, but she’s HIV positive. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/26 "2011-04-16T23:44:03Z")
Keep. I’ll get HIV and we’ll die together. Once I’ve found perfection, there’s no reason to keep looking Flaw: Has horrible, uncurable night terrors and wakes up screaming half the time ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/27 "2011-04-17T00:05:05Z")
Flaw: she’s a virulent racist and anti-Semite whose hateful side comes out whenever she drinks alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/28 "2011-04-17T05:30:10Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > Flaw: she’s a virulent racist and anti-Semite whose hateful side comes out whenever she drinks alcohol. Dumped so quickly her head spins. Perfect except she hits on all your friends the moment your back is turned. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/29 "2011-04-17T05:46:37Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > Dumped so quickly her head spins. > > Perfect except she hits on all your friends the moment your back is turned. Dumped in a heartbeat. That means I can’t trust her and it’ll make things awkward with my friends. Damn, have to change the perfect. Perfect but cuts herself whenever she gets stressed, and she gets stressed easily. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/30 "2011-04-17T07:49:53Z")
Dump! Holy crap. Perfect but farts at inappropriate times? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/31 "2011-04-17T08:46:39Z")
Keep Perfect but in a wheelchair (Hey, had to do this one eventually) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/32 "2011-04-17T12:49:05Z")
Wheelchair? No problem. Perfect, but she is absolutely in love with ABBA, must listen to it all day long. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/33 "2011-04-17T13:05:17Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > Wheelchair? No problem. > > Perfect, but she is absolutely in love with ABBA, must listen to it all day long. Keep, but restricted to headphones. Perfect in every way… but she is a cyclops. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/34 "2011-04-17T19:32:30Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Keep, but restricted to headphones. > > Perfect in every way… but she is a cyclops. Dump. I don’t want to cyclopsness to be passed to my children. Perfect in every way…but during sex she sounds just like your grandmother. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/35 "2011-04-17T19:52:30Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Perfect in every way…but during sex she sounds just like your grandmother. Keep - my grandmother was a sexy lady. What does yours sound like? 🆒 Flaw - every full moon you wake up to find a trail of bloody pawprints leading back to the bed. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/36 "2011-04-17T21:03:03Z")
Keep her, Perfect in every way…but she only eats live baby chickens ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/37 "2011-04-17T21:58:38Z")
Dump her. She’s outta here. Perfect in every way, but she is seriously addicted to listening to Rush Limbaugh, daily. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/38 "2011-04-17T22:38:14Z")
Keep the Dittohead. Perfect, but works as a porn star and doesn’t want to quit. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/39 "2011-04-17T23:33:31Z")
Keep the pornstar Flaw: will never actually love you but does these things purely as a matter of percieved duty. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197/40 "2011-04-18T00:32:18Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > Flaw: will never actually love you but does these things purely as a matter of percieved duty. Nope. In fact, she can sort of piss off. Flaw: is extremely active in, and outspoken about, a political movement on the far opposite side of the spectrum from your own. Not in a way which you would generally respect, but in a cheerleading, uncritical, bandwagon sort of way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-in-every-way-game/578197.md?page=3)