# The Perfect Link

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171 "2004-03-02T21:50:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/1 "2004-03-02T21:50:35Z")

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I present to the SDMB in all it’s glory, [The Perfect Link](http://www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html).

It has everything. Exploding money, tinfoil hat crazies, “the world is controlled by zombies”-type banners, everything just wonderously screams out “my underwear is coated in lead to protect my jumblies from nazi-alien mind probes”.

A brief sample:

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> So we chose to ‘microwave’ our cash, over $1000 in twenties in a stack, not spread out on a carasoul. Do you know what exploded on American money?? The right eye of Andrew Jackson on the new twenty, every bill was uniform in it’s burning… Isnt that interesting?

\*Interesting \* just doesn’t begin to describe that.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/2 "2004-03-02T21:53:02Z")

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Makes me want to microwave a twenty. Or a hundred. Maybe Ben Franklin’s naughty bits will explode and then he’ll dance the macarena.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/3 "2004-03-02T22:02:37Z")

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> We will now be wrapping all of our larger bills in foil on a regular basis.

Do you think they need to be wrapped individually, or can you do the whole bankroll?

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/4 "2004-03-02T22:10:41Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Do you think they need to be wrapped individually, or can you do the whole bankroll?

I keep mine under my tinfoil hat. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/5 "2004-03-02T23:55:50Z")

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What paranoid fun!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-link/232171/6 "2004-03-03T00:03:59Z")

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[Cindy the Tattooed School Teacher](http://www.mackwhite.com/cindy1.html) gives Jack Chick a run for his money in incomprehensible zaniness.

Enjoy!