# The perfect master and money..

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**Created:** [December 29, 2002, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-master-and-money/145492 "2002-12-29T10:21:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-master-and-money/145492/21 "2002-12-30T22:24:38Z")

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BTW, while Cecil aint about to reveal his salary, he did make it clear that bribes of almost any denomination are accepted. For a price, you can have Cecil wish you happy birthday or possibly even print your question in a column.

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