# The perfect Xmas gift for my father!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-xmas-gift-for-my-father/278671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-xmas-gift-for-my-father/278671 "2004-12-08T02:38:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-xmas-gift-for-my-father/278671/1 "2004-12-08T02:38:17Z")

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[“UNDER-EASE” ANTI-FLATULENCE UNDERWEAR](http://www.under-tec.com/)

_snort_ Heh

😛

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-xmas-gift-for-my-father/278671/2 "2004-12-08T03:32:25Z")

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Perhaps you could get him a few pairs of [these](http://www.manties.net) so he can touch his feminine side.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-perfect-xmas-gift-for-my-father/278671/3 "2004-12-08T03:40:24Z")

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Bwahahaha I already have my dad’s Christmas present but those just might do for his birthday next year 😉

[sub]I get my sense of humor from him, can’t you tell?[/sub]