# The Phelps make it official: God Hates The World

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 23, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913 "2008-06-23T14:09:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913/81 "2008-06-27T07:37:00Z")

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The Phelps are obviously using a COMPUTER, enabled by computer science! Do you know who is the father of modern computer science? Alan Turing! A homosexual (er… fag, sorry I’m new at this)! By using a computer they are furthering this fag profession and are fag enablers! Therefore GOD HATES THE PHELPS!

Quod  
Erat  
Fucking  
Demonstrandum  
[sup]Trust me, I have no idea how I came to that leap of (non)-logic, does that make me as crazy as the Phelps are?[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913/82 "2008-06-27T22:16:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Jragon]  
The Phelps are obviously using a COMPUTER, enabled by computer science! Do you know who is the father of modern computer science? Alan Turing! A homosexual (er… fag, sorry I’m new at this)! By using a computer they are furthering this fag profession and are fag enablers! Therefore GOD HATES THE PHELPS!

Quod  
Erat  
Fucking  
Demonstrandum  
[sup]Trust me, I have no idea how I came to that leap of (non)-logic, does that make me as crazy as the Phelps are?[/sup]  
[/QUOTE]  
Email them, & share this tidbit.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913/83 "2008-06-28T00:31:49Z")

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They love that phrase “split Hell wide open”. I’ve heard Phelps units use that in reference to Lady Diana, dead U.S. soldiers, and now George Carlin.

You’d think Crazytown would at least be funny, but it’s really not. What wretched excuses for sentient beings.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913/84 "2008-06-28T01:27:28Z")

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It’s about time they did something better than posting a pdf of a crookedly scanned flyer.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-phelps-make-it-official-god-hates-the-world/453913/85 "2008-06-29T20:35:01Z")

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[Phelps Phamily to protest George Carlin’s funeral](http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2008/06/haters-plan-to.html), but [George Carlin gets the last laugh](http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html).

“I wish no public service of any kind.”

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