# The Physical Geography of the world and our historical timeline are being supernaturally changed as I type this

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 7, 2021, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576 "2021-05-07T05:41:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/21 "2021-05-07T10:28:56Z")

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How do I know any of you are real? I believe @Wendell_Wagner is real, I’ve met him but is that now just my mind playing tricks on me and convincing me I’ve met him when I haven’t really?

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/22 "2021-05-07T11:02:41Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> > [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > The more logical possibility is
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> Or the even more logical possibility _might_ be that s/he joined the Dope 27 minutes ago and is pulling our leg.

According to the banner at the top, the OP is a “them”.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/23 "2021-05-07T11:12:32Z")

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You guys, I started this thread last night and when I came back to check on it the OP was somebody who hadn’t even joined yet!

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/24 "2021-05-07T13:54:04Z")

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> [@scareyfaerie](#):
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> I believe @Wendell_Wagner is real

Oh, thank God, I do exist. Except, wait, what’s going on now? They’re tearing down the set around me. They just handed me a check for my performance. They’ve told me to leave the area immediately. They pointed out a door that I’m to leave by that goes out into total darkness.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/25 "2021-05-07T14:12:06Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> Hello, SDMB

Moderating: You are skating on thin ice here. Enough of this crap will get you banned. For now, I am moving this into GD where witnessing is permitted.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/26 "2021-05-07T14:18:59Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> I know that many of you have heard of the Mandela Effect (if you haven’t, I advise a google search).

That’s odd, I’ve always heard of it as the Mendala Effect.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/27 "2021-05-07T14:21:21Z")

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I thought this thread was another example of the [Howie Mandel Effect.](https://www.cliftonheightsdentists.com/blog/161983-the-howie-mandel-effect-avoid-dental-disease-through-daily-brushing-and-flossing) That used to be critical/comical examination of the Mandela Effect, but then the world changed again and now it’s about brushing your teeth.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/28 "2021-05-07T14:22:26Z")

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Thanks for not closing this. It does fly in the face of that “Fighting Ignorance” slogan, but it’s very entertaining… IF the OP is sincere, and not just spinning a tale to mess with us.

I would seriously love to hear the evidence for South America moving. And how “the locations of Germany, Italy, Japan, and Korea (both of them, right?) are apparently being altered on a daily basis.”

And done supernaturally? By whom? It doesn’t sound like the kind of trick YHWH would pull… AhuraMazda or The Coyote God maybe?

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/29 "2021-05-07T14:23:48Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> South America has been shifted thousands of miles east of where it once was. The size, shape, and location of countries and continents- Germany, Italy, Japan, Korea- are apparently being altered on a daily basis.

Here’s the secret answer the government doesn’t want you to know:

> **[Plate tectonics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_tectonics)**
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> Plate tectonics (from Latin tectonicus, from Ancient Greek τεκτονικός (tektonikós) 'pertaining to building') is the scientific theory that Earth's lithosphere comprises a number of large tectonic plates, which have been slowly moving since about 3.4 billion years ago. The model builds on the concept of continental drift, an idea developed during the first decades of the 20th century. Plate tectonics came to be accepted by geoscientists after seafloor spreading was validated in the mid-to- Ea...

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/30 "2021-05-07T14:35:19Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> South America has been shifted thousands of miles east of where it once was. The size, shape, and location of countries and continents- Germany, Italy, Japan, Korea- are apparently being altered on a daily basis.

In science, this is known as “continental drift”, and there is nothing supernatural about it.

> [@Something](#):
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> Stouffer’s Stovetop Stuffing has been erased from the historical timeline (seriously).

Were this true, I could not have found this via Google:  
“Stove Top is a stuffing that was introduced by General Foods in 1972. It is a quick cooking stuffing that is available in supermarkets. Unlike traditional stuffing, Stove Top can be prepared on the stove, in a pot, and can also be prepared in a microwave oven.”

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/31 "2021-05-07T14:38:45Z")

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> [@Jasmine](#):
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> Were this true, I could not have found this via Google:  
> “Stove Top is a stuffing that was introduced by General Foods in 1972. It is a quick cooking stuffing that is available in supermarkets. Unlike traditional stuffing, Stove Top can be prepared on the stove, in a pot, and can also be prepared in a microwave oven.”

I have to admit, if you gave me a multiple choice test on who made Stovetop Stuffing, and Stouffer’s was on there, I almost certainly would have chosen that.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/32 "2021-05-07T14:45:42Z")

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Something is not right here.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/33 "2021-05-07T14:47:03Z")

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Eh, just go with it. Eventually we’ll shift into a universe where this thread makes sense.

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**Author:** ![Something](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Something](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Something)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/34 "2021-05-07T14:48:53Z")

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> **[kevin james stouffer's - - Video Search Results](https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-sz-002&ei=UTF-8&hsimp=yhs-002&hspart=sz&param1=3995802974&p=kevin%2Bjames%2Bstouffer%27s&type=type80211-2114405773#id=2&vid=77462f47ae5626528a511d91cf2f4c72&action=click)**
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> The search engine that helps you find exactly what you're looking for. Find the most relevant information, video, images, and answers from all across the Web.

When the Mandela Effect occurs, there’s almost always- if not always- what’s known as Mandela Effect “Residue”, the leaving behind of evidence of what things were like before the universe was altered.

Stove Top Stuffing was, as millions of people like myself and k9bfriender and Kevin James remember distinctly, produced by Stouffer’s corporation, NOT Kraft. That’s what’s been changed in our timeline- the COMPANY THAT MAKES Stovetop Stuffing, NOT the product itself.

As for the changing of the world map: I am NOT referring to Plate Tectonics, for Christ’s sake. I am referring to the supernatural changing of the size and shape of countries like Italy, the Koreas, Cuba, and the continent of South America that occurs in a very BRIEF period of time.

No one has yet responded to my Dogs Playing Poker argument, either.

Here’s another one: In the opening of Disney movies in which the Disney castle is shown, 100s of millions of people, myself included, remember Tinkerbell flying onscreen and tapping the top of the castle with her wand to make it “magic” or whatever. This, too, has been erased from our timeline.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/35 "2021-05-07T14:57:00Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> Here’s another one: In the opening of Disney movies in which the Disney castle is shown, 100s of millions of people, myself included, remember Tinkerbell flying onscreen and tapping the top of the castle with her wand to make it “magic” or whatever. This, too, has been erased from our timeline.

No, it hasn’t. You’re likely remembering openings to “The Wonderful World of Disney,” as below, though it’s possible that they used similar animation on older versions of films. The fact that Disney changes their intro over time, and updates the intro when they re-issue films, is not “erasing” things.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/UcUZKrMMZrY/maxresdefault.jpg "The Wonderful World of Disney Intro History (1954-present)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUZKrMMZrY&t=240)

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/36 "2021-05-07T14:57:34Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> Here’s another one: In the opening of Disney movies in which the Disney castle is shown, 100s of millions of people, myself included, remember Tinkerbell flying onscreen and tapping the top of the castle with her wand to make it “magic” or whatever. This, too, has been erased from our timeline.

I’m about to blow your mind. Ready?

Now, shut your eyes.

I’ve just erased the world from your timeline.

Supernatural, indeed.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/37 "2021-05-07T14:59:50Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> Stove Top Stuffing was, as millions of people like myself and k9bfriender and Kevin James remember distinctly, produced by Stouffer’s corporation, NOT Kraft.

I did not say that I remember this distinctly. What I said was if I had to guess, and you gave me that as an answer, I probably would have gone with that.

What it is is that I _don’t_ have a strong memory of it, and something like Stouffers sounds like something that would go along with stuffing.

Human memories are pretty fickle and malleable, and if I suggested something to you like, Tinkerbell tapping the top of the castle, then you would likely suddenly have a “memory” of that.

I know nothing about “dogs playing poker” other than there are paintings of dogs playing poker. If you showed me the real ones and fake ones, I’d not be able to tell you which was which. I seriously doubt that many others could as well.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/38 "2021-05-07T14:59:51Z")

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I saw the Y disappear from my Jiffy jar.

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**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/39 "2021-05-07T15:01:59Z")

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> [@Something](#):
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> No one has yet responded to my Dogs Playing Poker argument, either.

Please. Look at the dogs playing poker closely.

Clearly, they are the ones manipulating reality, and your memories. All the clues are there, if you’ll just open your eyes.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/40 "2021-05-07T15:03:53Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> I know nothing about “dogs playing poker” other than there are paintings of dogs playing poker. If you showed me the real ones and fake ones, I’d not be able to tell you which was which. I seriously doubt that many others could as well.

[Discussion about this on Reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/gw407a/dogs_playing_poker_all_the_versions_of_this/)

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