# The Piper Cub Crosses a Major Literary Milestone

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 1, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613 "2017-05-01T01:13:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/21 "2017-06-06T23:26:36Z")

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Dude! Ever heard of spoiler boxes? Hello! 😛

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/22 "2017-06-06T23:44:45Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> His favourites in the movie were Legolas and the ‘guy with the sword’. **The Cub is a bit weak sometimes on names, but picking out the ‘guy with the sword’ in a set of movies full of sword play was actually easy: Strider/Aragorn. (Although each time I referred to Strider or Aragorn, he would say “Who?”)**
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> Interestingly, when the Witch King Naz Gûl is facing Éowyn and says “No man can kill me”, the Cub immediately said, gleefully, “But she’s not a man!” Then Merry stabbed him in the leg and I said, “Neither is Merry”, which he found humourous.

I think you had to be there. 😉

Now I feel like watching them again. I believe I shall, in fact.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/23 "2017-06-07T17:46:52Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> Cool. Now, start reciting the hymn of Elbereth, in Elvish, and see if he finishes it for you. 🙂
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> A Elbereth Gilthoniel  
> Silivren penna miriel

O Mennen mylar Muriel  
With a hey derry tum gardol  
O Yuban necco glamorene?

😛

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/24 "2017-06-07T17:57:16Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> O Mennen mylar Muriel  
> With a hey derry tum gardol  
> O Yuban necco glamorene?
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> 😛

Wait a minute–what happened to the slithy toves? 😃

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/25 "2017-06-08T02:58:05Z")

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They gyred and gimbolled, of course.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-piper-cub-crosses-a-major-literary-milestone/785613/26 "2017-06-08T03:35:10Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> And then in horror in the climax: “He bit off Frodo’s finger?!?”

The film as released to the theaters cut out the “Mouth of Sauron” scene, but I think the Director’s DVD (or whatever they called it) includes it, and you can find it on YouTube.

See what Cub thinks of _that_!

(BTW, off-topic: How soon do you plan to introduce Piper Cub to a real [Piper Cub](http://www.shorelineaviation.net/hs-fs/hub/17518/file-13356083-jpg/images/piper_aircraft_-_piper_cub.jpg)?)

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