# The Pit in Print

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 15, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749 "2002-04-15T15:08:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/1 "2002-04-15T15:08:33Z")

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I laughed aloud.

But also wept.

For it seems we are…a cliche.  
[This Says It All](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/cx/uc/20020414/nq/?u)

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/2 "2002-04-15T15:23:20Z")

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Bah, she’s using an iBook. Off to the Pit with her.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/3 "2002-04-15T16:03:09Z")

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The pit is just a weak impersonation of Usenet.

Nicest SMDB thread:Meanest SMDB thread::Meanest SMDB thread:Meanest Usenet thread

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/4 "2002-04-15T19:51:03Z")

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> The pit is just a weak impersonation of Usenet.

I prefer “more refined.” As in, “You must try this delightful Chardonnay with the caviar, you fuck-wicket.”

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/5 "2002-04-15T20:00:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> Bah, she’s using an iBook.

Don’t be petty just because Danae has more taste than you do. 😉

(She’s wirelessly surfing the net from her bed – that _proves_ she’s tech-savvy as well!)

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/6 "2002-04-16T01:10:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by rjung \*  
> \*\*(She’s wirelessly surfing the net from her bed – that _proves_ she’s tech-savvy as well!) \*\*

Tech-savvy enough to wrangle a mouse and avoid a command-line, perhaps.

😉

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**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/7 "2002-04-16T03:37:53Z")

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> You must try this delightful Chardonnay with the caviar, you fuck-wicket.

Bwahahahahaha!

I’m almost tempted to make that my sig.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/8 "2002-04-16T06:19:43Z")

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Refined, yet somehow not refined, both at the same time. It reminds me of what a kid once said to me: “I like swimming, but I hate it!” Can’t have it both ways, you know! 😛

Well, maybe you can… it’s a free country, after all. Besides, I personally think it’s kind of cool! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-in-print/103749/9 "2002-04-17T07:07:45Z")

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> You must try this delightful Chardonnay with the caviar, you fuck-wicket.

Picks self off floor and goes for the Windex to clean the pizza sauce off the monitor…

**Definitely** a sig line…but for someone of more flamboyance than I. 🙂
