# The Pit Is Dead - Long Live The Pit!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 30, 1999, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431 "1999-09-30T23:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431/41 "1999-10-03T13:43:00Z")

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E1skeptic,  
Well, yes there is a pair here that I am allowed to play with.

However, I am not allowed to take them outside to show them off.

For some strange reason The LION seems to be, well, really attached to them.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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I’m out of my mind, but,  
feel free to leave a message

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**Author:** ![E1skeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@E1skeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E1skeptic)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431/42 "1999-10-03T18:17:00Z")

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**Ayesha/Lioness** : Well, guess what… I’m VERY much attached (pun intended ;)) to my own set of balls, so maybe you should ask BenDover, or… stop! There’s someone here that always want you to play with him. Maybe he’ll let you borrow 'em. But… on second thought, I guess he doesn’t have any. Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431/43 "1999-10-04T11:54:00Z")

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Now, now, E1skeptic,  
You know all men want someone to play with them !  
Maybe I will have to go to the local pervert shop (adult bookstore), as we say here in Texas), and try to find a pair there.  
After all, what fun would I be able to have with Wally if he removed his for me ? Oh yes I would be sure of his devotion, for a while. But what if I wanted a spleen next, or maybe a liver ?

After a while he would stop giving (or living, which ever comes first),and I would become bored.

So I think I’ll stick to the LIONS set. After all I have a license that says I can play with his. Even if they are attached.

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**Author:** ![E1skeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@E1skeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E1skeptic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431/44 "1999-10-04T19:12:00Z")

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**Ayesha** :

Just **how** did you know that I was talking about Wally? Was I THAT obvious? Or is HE that obvious? He, he, he…

Believe me, my feline co-poster, you need not borrow anyone’s balls. You have just what you need.

Saludos.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pit-is-dead-long-live-the-pit/2431/45 "1999-10-04T19:31:00Z")

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Well, it was a nice try, Nick.

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> No shit. If you fools could stand back and look at the crap you’re spewing here in our former Holy of Holies…
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> You sound like a bunch of retarded rejects from a mutual admiration society.

-andros-

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