# The Pod people have taken my son!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535 "2014-07-19T15:58:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/1 "2014-07-19T15:58:29Z")

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And replaced him with some weird immataion because he’s in the kitchen… _cleaning_!

And I didn’t even ask him to! :eek:

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/2 "2014-07-19T16:02:56Z")

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What does he want?

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/3 "2014-07-19T16:10:07Z")

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Ha! That was my first thought as well. Maybe I’ll find out later.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/4 "2014-07-19T16:14:26Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> What does he want?

Bingo!  
He either wants something or he’s about to ask you if he can have a few friends or a girl over for dinner. You’ll know it’s the latter if he asks what’s for dinner tonight 😃

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/5 "2014-07-19T16:16:43Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Bingo!  
> He either wants something or he’s about to ask you if he can have a few friends or **a girl** over for dinner. You’ll know it’s the latter if he asks what’s for dinner tonight 😃

That was my first thought.  
What else could motivate a teen to clean? 😃

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/6 "2014-07-19T16:55:18Z")

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it’s a cover to get extra food.

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**Author:** ![Tess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/7 "2014-07-19T17:21:31Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> What does he want?

The more important question: What’s he _done_?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/8 "2014-07-19T18:10:27Z")

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> [@Tess](#):
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> The more important question: What’s he _done_?

Uh oh, Shakes! Did he borrow the car last night?!

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/9 "2014-07-19T18:18:23Z")

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And that didn’t take long.  
He wants me to take him to Cheddars for lunch today. 😃  
(I agreed.)

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/10 "2014-07-19T18:42:26Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Uh oh, Shakes! Did he borrow the car last night?!

[Or maybe he want’s it tonight.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qT_vlbFeKrk#t=2)

Whoops - didn’t see that it was resolved.  
Glad it was just lunch.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pod-people-have-taken-my-son/693535/11 "2014-07-19T19:02:24Z")

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Maybe he is smart enough to do it every once in a while at random times, with no particular reason, just to make him unpredictable. Remember experimental psychology? Reinforcement will strengthen an organism’s future behavior whenever that behavior is preceded by a specific antecedent stimulus, which retains potency longer when it is randomized.
