# The Poetry of Donald J. TRump -- July 28 2020 edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713 "2020-07-29T14:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/41 "2020-10-21T12:14:14Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I sorta-kinda look forward to the rhymes and meters he produces once he’s no longer in a position to write FREE verse Heh… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/42 "2020-10-21T16:57:10Z")
Erie Alien Chant: Biden would eliminate US borders By implementing nationwide catch and release Which I ended. If it’s okay with you You know what I did? You catch them What do you do? They’re murderers They’re rapists. You catch them And then you have to release them This is called catch … This is a serious … This was a Democrat program Headed up by crying Chuck Schumer. He’s the one. You catch them … Crying Chuck. I’ve known him a long time. The only time he cries Is when it’s necessary. Crying Chuck. No, no, you catch them. And you release them into the country. And you say In four and a half years Please come back for a trial Nobody comes back A couple of really stupid ones come back Other than making every community Into a sanctuary city And suspending all removals Of illegal aliens They want to suspend In this manifesto No more moving out Illegal aliens Even if they’re really bad Including no violent criminals You catch MS-13 Can’t move them out Thank you very much We’re living with them This is what these people want. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/43 "2020-10-21T17:03:24Z")
Yay!!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/44 "2020-10-22T13:49:29Z")
October 21, 2020 – Border Wall edition Well it’s happening, And it’s going to happen, And we’ve done a lot of infrastructure. You know, The wall is being built, And we’re doing ten miles – Ten miles a week. We’ll be up to ultimately 520 something miles, 529 miles. It’ll be completed very soon. It’s had a huge impact on the – On the southern border. The numbers are unbelievable, The numbers of drugs And all of the things That were pouring through Into our country. But we’ve now built, Uh – We’re getting close to a number That you won’t even believe, And we’re doing it at ten miles a week. It’s a lot. And it’ll be very quickly finished, And Mexico’s paying for the wall, By the way, Just in case you had any question. Mexico is paying for the wall. > **[Transcript - Interview: Eric Bolling of Sinclair Holds a Town Hall With...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-interview-sinclair-media-group-eric-bolling-town-hall-october-21-2020)** > > Interview: Eric Bolling of Sinclair Holds a Town Hall With Donald Trump - October 21, 2020 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/45 "2020-10-22T20:41:45Z")
Chorus: Ten miles a week! Ten miles a week! You won’t even believe it Ten miles a week! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/46 "2020-10-26T14:09:35Z")
October 24 2020 edition From a speech in Lumderton, NC If Joe Biden and his Democrat socialists gain power, They will delay the vaccine, Which is happening. I mean we got 'em. They’re coming real soon. In fact, if it weren’t for politics, I wouldn’t be surprised if it would have been here before, But it’s not, It doesn’t matter. They’re the Johnson & Johnson, Moderna. We have many great companies, Really great, Pfizer. All right there. Supposedly, Great stuff, They’re doing that final test, And it’s coming. They prolonged the pandemic. That’s all I hear about, now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID. A plane goes down, 500 people dead. They don’t talk about it. COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID. By the way, On November 4th You won’t hear about it anymore. It’s true. COVID, COVID, Please don’t go and vote, COVID. Please do not, Under any cir – You can not go out and vote, Except the problems are that in Florida, The people that are going out to vote, Nobody’s ever seen anything like it, Because they’re tired of all of this stuff. They’re tired of such negative – Hey, by the way, I had it. Here I am. I mean, you know, [Inaudible] – And now, They say I’m immune. Now, it used to be, It used to be that if you had it, You were immune for life, Right? For life. With me, They say I’m immune for four months. In other words, Once I got it, The immunity went down from life to four months, So I don’t know. They don’t know, either. Who the hell knows? All I know is that for a little while, For at least four months, I can run in there And kiss every one of you, Men and women. I’ll kiss every one of them. I’ll kiss them. No, no. It’s, Uh, You know, You get over it, And then you’re immune, And, You know, For whatever period of time. No, it’s true, though. Didn’t, You heard for life, You’re immune, Right? I mean, As soon as I got it, I said I was immune. They said, “Only for four months.” They brought it down from life, Because that’s the fake news. They’re fake. The cases are up, But listen to this, They all talk about cases. You don’t see Death, Death – Cases, Cases. You know why we have cases? Because we test so much, And in many ways, It’s good, And in many ways, It’s foolish, Okay? In many ways, It’s very foolish, Because every time you test, Like for instance, Baron Trump. Did you ever hear of Baron Trump? He’s a rather tall young man. He’s tall, And he’s a good kid, And he’s strong, But he had it. > **[Transcript - Speech: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks in Lumberton, North...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-speech-campaign-rally-lumberton-north-carolina-october-24-2020)** > > Speech: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks in Lumberton, North Carolina - October 24, 2020 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/47 "2020-10-28T01:44:50Z")
Trump’s Michigan Rag (27 October) I feel so guilty You’re waiting out here in the rain They gave me a hat I said, You know, they’ve been waiting out here for hours I shouldn’t put on a hat, right? They even said Sir, we have the car It’s going to take you from the beautiful Air Force One Isn’t that a beauty? But, they’re going to take you from Air Force One I said, I got to walk it I mean, these people are tough They’re from Lansing They’re from Michigan I got to walk it I got to walk it Don’t give me the umbrella I’m soaking wet already. But hello Lansing Hello, Michigan This was the scene of a great victory Remember that? Four years ago Donald Trump has won the state of Michigan That was big It hadn’t been done in decades But I don’t know if you saw the poll that just came out We’re up three in Michigan I think we’re up a lot more, you know They give you the fake polls I think we’re up a lot more We’re going to have a great red wave People that want to go out and vote They want to go out and they want to touch They want to vote It’s a great red wave It’s happening in Florida We’re up in Florida Up four Up four. I’m watching these guys They way talk The poll, oh, they’re down 25 in Michigan I said, No, we’re going to win Michigan No. No, I kid when I say 25 But they put numbers They’re called suppression Suppression polls. They make you like Feel badly So you said to your wife Or you said your husband Darling, let’s go out to dinner And then we’ll come back We love our president But you know, the polls say he can win Well, right now we’re leading in almost everywhere The real … We’re leading almost everywhere ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/48 "2020-10-28T02:06:17Z")
[Clap, Clap, Clap!] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/49 "2020-10-28T02:28:03Z")
Yeah, that one I can almost hear in David Byrne’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/50 "2020-10-28T14:32:51Z")
And you may find yourself in a large jet And you may find yourself in a beautiful white house, with a beautiful fake wife And you may ask yourself, "Well… how did I get here? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/51 "2020-10-30T16:32:11Z")
The Godfather Commissions the Hit (Tampa, 29 October) So this guy goes out, this low life Well, I never saw him I think he has a picture of me standing there Like I do with thousands of people This low life goes out and he writes a book By the way When he left He had nothing but praise for the Trump Oh, it’s incredible Incredible Then somebody gets him At the New York Times The fake New York Times And all of a sudden He becomes nasty And he writes. And they say “A top White House official” Well, he was a staffer Low Had nothing to do with the White House He had nothing to do And he goes in, and you know what? There should be major criminal liability for some scum like this And for a year Everybody walks into my office Secretary of State Pompeo I could name every one of them All good people I’m looking at them and say “I wonder if that could be the one” And it turns out to be this low life That nobody knows who the hell he is He had nothing to do with us I don’t think I ever met him And I might’ve met him I think somebody said he has a picture of me Standing someplace This is a disgrace to our country It shouldn’t happen And he should be prosecuted Are you listening to me back in Washington? He should be prosecuted Along with the New York Times Because it was a story made up It was fake news Made up by the New York Times And you know who he works for now? CNN He works for CNN Right there See the camera right there With the light that just went off? See that, honey? That red light just went off Fake news, CNN And Anderson Cooper asked him “Are you Anonymous?” And he lied to him He said, “No,” essentially. Said, “No, I’m not” And he works for CNN I would think CNN would be firing him for that But this is a real low life. You know who else he works for? Google He works for Google I think Google should fire him very quickly Because bad things are going to happen to him But think of what he does to our government Right? It’s like a horrible, treasonous, horrible thing That you can do this and you can get away with it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/52 "2020-10-30T17:50:34Z")
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/53 "2020-10-30T18:25:36Z")
Trump: Ode to the water cannon Look at that. Oh, are they doing that on purpose? Are they friend or foe? I don’t know. Actually, it felt good. I felt water on my face. I said, “Where the hell is that coming from?” They may be doing that on purpose. Let’s find out if they’re friend or foe, and if their foe, let’s take care of those sons of bitches. Look at that. Are you okay? Oh, look, they’re hitting the press. That’s okay. Oh, there go the cameras. There goes a million dollars worth of equipment. Look at that. Wow. That’s cool, actually. And I’ll tell the media, “I have nothing to do with that,” but it is cooling. I’m feeling a little… It’s amazing. It’s amazing. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/54 "2020-11-02T21:55:02Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Yeah, that one I can almost hear in David Byrne’s voice. True. Or Paul Simon’s. An outtake from the Bookends album, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/55 "2020-11-09T18:24:34Z")
Special Election Edition – November 5, 2020 _Warning – some statements might not agree with reality._ Good evening. I’d like to provide the American people With an update On our efforts to protect the integrity Of our very important 2020 election. If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, They can try to steal the election from us. If you count the votes that came in late – We’re looking at them Very strongly. But a lot of votes came in late. I’ve already decisively won many critical states, Including massive victories in Florida, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, To name just a few. We won these And many other victories Despite historic election interference from Big Media, Big Money, and Big Tech. As everybody saw, We won by historic numbers. And the pollsters got it knowingly wrong. They got it knowingly wrong. We had polls that were so ridiculous, And everybody knew that at the time. There was no blue wave that they predicted. They thought there was going to be a big blue wave; That was false. That was done for suppression reasons. But instead, There was a big red wave. And it’s been properly acknowledged, Actually, By the media. They were, I think, Very impressed, But that was after the fact. That doesn’t do us any good. We kept the Senate, Despite having twice as many seats to defend as Democrats. And in a really – Much more competitive states, we’ve – We did a fantastic job with the Senate, And I think we’re very proud of what’s happened there. We had many more seats to defend. They spent almost $200 million On Senate races In South Carolina And Kentucky alone – Two races – And hundreds of millions of dollars overall against us. At the national level, Our opponents’ major donors were Wall Street Bankers And Special Interests. Our major donors were Police Officers, Farmers, Everyday Citizens. Yet for the first time ever, We lost zero races in the House. I was talking to Kevin McCarthy today. He said he couldn’t believe it: Zero races. Very unusual thing. Zero. And actually won many new seats with, I think, Many more on the way. … Democrats are the party of the big donors, The Big Media, The Big Tech, it seems. And Republicans have become The Party of the American Worker, And that’s what’s happened. And we’re also, I believe, The Party of Inclusion. … We were winning In all the key locations By a lot, actually. And then our number started miraculously getting whittled away In secret, And they wouldn’t allow legally permissible observers. We went to court, In a couple of instances, And we were able to get the observers put in. And when the observers got there, They wanted them 60, 70 feet away, 80 feet, 100 feet away – Or outside the building To observe people inside the building. … It’s a corrupt system. And it makes people corrupt Even if they aren’t by nature, But they become corrupt; It’s too easy. They want to find out How many votes they need, And then they seem to be able to find them. They wait and wait, And then they find them. And you see that on Election Night. We were ahead in votes in North Carolina By a lot – Tremendous number of votes. And we’re still ahead By a lot, But not as many Because they’re finding ballots all of a sudden. “Oh, we have some mail-in ballots.” It’s amazing how those mail-in ballots Are so one-sided, too. I know that it’s supposed to be Yo the advantage of the Democrats, But in all cases, They’re so one-sided. We were up by nearly 700,000 votes in Pennsylvania. I won Pennsylvania by a lot, And that gets whittled down to – I think they said now we’re up by 90,000 votes. And they’ll keep Coming and Coming and Coming. They find them all over. And they don’t want us to have any observers, Although we won a court case. The judge said you have to have observers Likewise, in Geor- – And they’re appealing. Actually, they’re appealing. We won a case That we want people to watch And we want observers, And they’re actually appealing, Which is sort of interesting. I wonder why they’d appeal – That all we want to do is have people watch As they do the vote tabulations… Likewise, In Georgia, I won by a lot – A lot – With a lead of over – Getting close to 300,000 votes On Election Night in Georgia. And, By the way, Got whittled down, And now it’s getting to be To a point Where I’ll go from Winning by a lot To perhaps being even Down a little bit. We also had margins of 300,000 in Michigan. We were way up in Michigan; Won the state. And in Wisconsin, We did likewise fantastically well. And that got whittled down. Every – In every case, They got whittled down. Today, We’re on track to win Arizona. We only need to carry, I guess, 55 percent of the remaining vote – 55 percent margins. And that’s a margin That we’ve significantly exceeded. So we’ll see what happens with that, But we’re on track to do okay in Arizona. > **[Transcript - Remarks: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks on the Election from The...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-election-november-5-2020)** > > Remarks: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks on the Election from The White House - November 5, 2020 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/56 "2020-11-25T14:39:11Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Special Thanksgiving Edition On behalf of the entire Trump family, I want to wish every American A healthy and very happy Thanksgiving. We’re here today To continue a beloved annual tradition: The official presidential pardon of a Very, Very Fortunate turkey, Because Thanksgiving is a special day for turkeys – I guess, Probably for the most part, Not a very good one When you think about it. The first turkey to dodge The White House dinner table Received unofficial clemency When President Abraham Lincoln’s son, Tad, Begged his father to spare his new friend. For the past 73 years, The National Turkey Federation Has presented the National Thanksgiving Turkey to the President. Starting under President George H.W. Bush, These birds have received a formal pardon every single year. Today, It is my honor to present to you This year’s lucky bird, Corn, And, Just in case we needed him, Cob. Corn and Cob. That’s not too hard to remember, is it? These two magnificent gobblers Were selected from the official presidential flock of 30 turkeys, Some real beauties. They were raised by the Chairman of the National Turkey Federation himself, Ron Kardel. Ron – Thank you very much, Ron. Please, stand up. Great job. Ron, Thank you for being here, And your family – Beautiful family. Thank you very much for being here. Appreciate it. Like so many presidential flocks, This one started in the great state of Iowa In what can only been described as an act of blatant pandering. And, by the way, I love the state of Iowa. These two turkeys Sought to win the support of Iowans across the state By naming themselves Corn and Cob. After today’s ceremony, These birds will retire under the care Of skilled veterinarians At Iowa State University, A tremendous university in Ames. Once there, People of all ages Will be able to visit them And learn about Poultry science, Veterinary medicine, And the noble American tradition of farming. We love our farmers, I’ll tell you. And we hope And we know That’s going to happen – That Corn and Cob have a very long, happy, and memorable life. … And now it’s time For the moment Of our guests of honor. They’ve been waiting, And, In this case, He’s been waiting for this. And bring them out. Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird. Oh, so lucky. That is a lucky bird. Corn, I hereby grant you a full pardon. Thank you, Corn. What a bird. Thank you. Iowa farm. I knew I liked you. That’s great. Beautiful. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. Have a good one. > **[Transcript - Remarks: Donald Trump Presents the National Thanksgiving Turkey...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-national-thanksgiving-turkey-pardon-november-24-2020)** > > Remarks: Donald Trump Presents the National Thanksgiving Turkey - November 24, 2020 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/57 "2020-11-25T18:00:55Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Special Dow Jones edition Well, Thank you very much, And I just want to congratulate everybody. The stock market – Dow Jones Industrial Average – just hit 30,000, which is the highest in history. We’ve never broken 30,000, And that’s just – despite everything that’s taken place With the pandemic. I’m very, Uh, Thrilled With what’s happened on the vaccine front. That’s been absolutely incredible. It’s – Nothing like that has ever happened medically, And I think people are acknowledging that, And it’s having a big effect. But the stock market’s just broken 30,000 – Never been broken, That number. That’s a sacred number, 30,000. Nobody thought they’d ever see it. That’s the 9th time since the beginning of 2020, And it’s the 48th time that we’ve broken records in – During the Trump administration. And I just want to congratulate All the people Within the administration That worked so hard, And most importantly, I want to congratulate The people of our country, Because there are no people like you. Thank you very much everybody. Thank you. > **[Transcript - | Factba.se](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-stock-market-november-24,2020)** > > \[1969-12-31\] ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/58 "2020-11-25T18:36:34Z")
Would that Trump’s Presidential pardons stop with Corn and Cob! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/59 "2020-11-25T19:07:12Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I’m very, > Uh, > Thrilled LOL, Brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/60 "2020-11-25T19:21:33Z")
Yes I’m quite sure that there will be many other [turkeys pardoned](https://www.axios.com/trump-pardon-michael-flynn-131c78e2-eb58-4294-9ca1-3c5fb00bf96e.html) in the next couple of months. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713.md?page=4)