# The Poetry of Donald J. TRump -- July 28 2020 edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713 "2020-07-29T14:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/61 "2020-11-30T03:54:59Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Post Election Analysis This is a terrible thing that’s happened. The mail-in ballots Are a disaster. They sent Millions and Millions and Millions Of mail-in ballots. I’m sure you know people that got Two, Three, Or four, Because I do, Where they said, ‘You know, We got four ballots.’ They got one at a country home. Dead people were seeing ballots. But even worse, Dead people were applying To get a ballot. They were making application To get ballots. … And, You know, We’re not talking about 10 people, There are a lot of dead people That so-called voted in this election, But dead people were, In some cases, In many, Many cases, Thousands of cases, Voted. But also dead people Made application to vote. They were dead 10 years, 15 years, And they actually made application. This is total fraud, And how the FBI And Department of Justice — I don’t know, maybe they’re involved — But how people are allowed To get away with this stuff Is unbelievable. This election was rigged. This election was a total fraud. > **[Trump can't stop embarrassing himself, suggests DOJ and FBI cheated him out...](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/11/29/1998908/-Trump-can-t-stop-embarrassing-himself-suggests-DOJ-and-FBI-cheated-him-out-of-election-victory?utm_campaign=trending)** > > You have to feel a little sorry for Donald Trump, right? His dreams of becoming America’s first unaccountable, undemocratically installed dictator have been dashed, and now he’s just Pol Putz. I mean, we can all relate, can’t we? To having our... ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/62 "2020-12-07T16:27:00Z")
Special Demented Edition – Valdosta, Georgia December 5, 2020 Thank you. Thank you. Well, Thank you very much. Thank you. No. We won a lot of places. We won Florida. We won Ohio. Big, Big, We won them big. Remember, We were going to lose Florida, they said. We were five down in Florida. We won by a lot. We were way down in Ohio, And we won by a lot. I think they say that if you win Florida, And if you win Ohio, In history you’ve never lost an election. This has got to be a first time. But the truth is, They were right. We’ve never lost an election. We’re winning this election and – And I will say we’re fighting very hard for this state. When you look at all of the corruption And all of the problems having to do with this election, All I can do is campaign, And then I wait for the numbers. But when the numbers come out of ceilings And come out of leather bags. Uh, You start to say, “What’s going on?” But I want to just tell you that I am – I love this state. I love the people in this state, And I’m thrilled to be back in magnificent Georgia. With thousands of proud, hard working American patriots. > **[Transcript - Speech: Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally in Valdosta, Georgia...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-speech-campaign-rally-valdosta-georgia-december-5-2020)** > > Speech: Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally in Valdosta, Georgia - December 5, 2020 ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/63 "2020-12-07T20:46:49Z")
Here’s one Two Beauties by Donald J Trump There’s never been a time Like this Where you have two at one time At least you have Two beauties And you know what? You also have Two beauties Running against him But beauties in a different way They’re two beauties But there’s never been a case Where a state Has had this Prominence on Senate races cause They’re never together. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/64 "2020-12-07T21:06:33Z")
And here’s another - thanks for the link, Cal - this is fun **Guys in my Pocket** by _Donald J Trump_ In my pocket here We have a couple of them Right in here Whisper, Jones Whisper, Jones Bert, Bert What are you, a young guy? I thought you were young But not that young Bert Jones I want to thank you , Bert for being here You’re friendly with the man next to you Right? Huh, he’s a man of courage Thank you very much, Bert I appreciate everything you’re doing And so does this big crowd And this is a big This is a lot of people Also Brandon Beach Senator Brandon Beach Brandon, thank you For everything We appreciate it William Liggins William Where’s William? Why are you so far away, William From them? Oh, I like that group better Actually, I agree And Greg Dozo Where’s Greg? Greg, thank you very much Greg, we appreciate it Really do We appreciate it Great People ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/65 "2021-01-07T13:48:46Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Special Capitol-Storming Insurrection Edition So we’re going to – We’re going to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. I love Pennsylvania Avenue. And we’re going to the Capitol, And we’re going to try and give – The Democrats are hopeless, They never voted for anything. Not even one vote. But we’re going to try and give our Republicans, The weak ones Because the strong ones don’t need any of our help. We’re going to try and give them The kind of pride and boldness That they need to take back our country. So let’s walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. I want to thank you all. God bless you And God Bless America. Thank you all for being here. This is incredible. Thank you very much. Thank you. _And after they did…_ I know your pain. I know you’re hurt. We had an election that was stolen from us. It was a landslide election And everyone knows it, Especially the other side, But you have to go home now. We have to have peace. We have to have law and order. We have to respect our great people in law and order. We don’t want anybody hurt. It’s a very tough period of time. There’s never been a time like this Where such a thing happened, Where they could take it away from all of us, From me, From you, From our country. This was a fraudulent election But we can’t play into the hands of these people. We have to have peace. So go home. We love you. You’re very special. You’ve seen what happens. You see the way others are treated That are so bad And so evil. I know how you feel. But go home And go home in peace. > **[Transcript - Speech: Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally on The Ellipse -...](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-speech-campaign-rally-the-ellipse-january-6-2021)** > > Speech: Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally on The Ellipse - January 6, 2021 > **[Transcript - | Factba.se](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-vlog-capitoil-insurrection-january-6-2021)** > > \[1969-12-31\] ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/66 "2021-01-07T13:54:47Z")
Special addendum – from a Tweet that Trump later took down These are the things And events that happen When a sacred landslide election victory Is so unceremoniously And viciously stripped away From great patriots Who have been badly And unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love And in peace. Remember this day forever! > **['Remember this day forever!' Trump says after Capitol violence](https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2021/01/06/trump-quote-capitol-violence/)** > > President Donald Trump appears to be excusing the violent occupation of the U.S. Capitol by supporters who disrupted the formalization of his electoral defeat ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/67 "2021-02-18T14:20:36Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Rush Limbaugh Memorial Edition – Feb 17 2021 Rush thought we won, And so do I I think we won substantially. And Rush thought we won. He thought it was over at 10 o’clock; 10:30, It was over. A lot of other people feel that way, But Rush felt that way strongly.” Many people do. Many professionals do. I don’t think that could have happened to a Democrat. You would’ve had riots going all over the place if I happened to be a Democrat. We don’t have the same support of certain levels of the Republican system, But we have great people as Republicans. Rush felt we won. He was angry We didn’t talk much about that. I didn’t want to talk about that too much, either, Because I was disappointed by voter tabulation, I think it’s disgraceful what happened. We are like a third-world country on election night With the closing down of the centers And all of the things that happened Late in the evening. He was furious, Many people are furious. You don’t know how angry this country is. People were furious. Moral: Don’t invite Trump to give your eulogy. > **[Trump Uses Rush Limbaugh’s Death to Whine About Election Loss on Fox News](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-uses-rush-limbaughs-death-to-whine-about-rigged-election-on-fox-news?ref=home)** > > In his first on-air appearance since before the MAGA insurrection, the ex-president used Limbaugh’s death as an opportunity to push his big lie about the election. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/68 "2021-02-19T20:47:49Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Twitter Edition _I really wanted to be somewhat quiet_ _It hasn’t been that quiet,_ _Frankly,_ _But I wanted to be somewhat quiet._ _I understand on Twitter,_ _It’s become very boring_ _And millions of people are leaving._ _They’re leaving it because it’s not the same,_ _And I can understand that._ _We were being really harassed on Twitter._ _They were putting up all sorts of flags._ _They were flagging almost anything you see,_ _Everything I was saying was being flagged._ _It’s just disgraceful._ _And you have other foreign countries_ _Saying the worst things possible_ _And they don’t do anything about it._ _It’s become very boring_ _We don’t want to go back to Twitter._ I assume that’s the Royal “We” . Or maybe the Trumpian “We” [https://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/1010462/1](https://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/1010462/1) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/69 "2021-03-11T17:04:04Z")
March 11 2021 – Special COVID Vaccine edition _I hope everyone remembers_ _When they’re getting the COVID-19_ _(Often referred to as the China Virus)_ _Vaccine,_ _That if I wasn’t president,_ _You wouldn’t be getting that beautiful ‘shot’_ _For 5 years,_ _At best,_ _And probably wouldn’t be getting it at all._ _I hope everyone remembers!_ Who would have suspected that Trump knew about _chiasmus_? > **[Why Trump's pitiful pleas for credit on vaccines matter](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/why-trump-s-pitiful-pleas-credit-vaccines-matter-n1260699)** > > Cutting through the nonsense, Trump is more or less pushing a pro-vaccine message. It's one Republican voters clearly need to hear. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/70 "2021-03-11T19:28:30Z")
**Trump Tried To Tweet Without Twitter And It Went South In A Hurry** > **[Trump Tried To Tweet Without Twitter And It Went South In A Hurry](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-coronavirus-remember_n_6049d1f5c5b65bed87d85c2f)** > > The former president's plea for attention gets met with a brutal fact check. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/71 "2021-03-26T14:47:14Z")
March 25, 2021 – Special Delusion Edition on January 6 insurrection transcribed from Fox TV They’re going after people – I guess you’d call them “lean toward the right” – And they wave American flags, In many cases they’re waving the America flag, And they love our country. It was a zero threat. Right from the start It was zero threat. Look – They went in, They shouldn’t have done it, Some of them went in And they’re hugging And kissing The police and the guards, You know that they had great relationships. A lot of the people were waved in, And then they walked in And they walked out.” > **[Delusional Trump Makes Bizarre 'Hugging And Kissing' Claim About Capitol Riot](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-riot-hugging-and-kissing_n_605d4982c5b67593e057266d)** > > The former president dismissed the Jan. 6 violence and complained that his supporters were being "persecuted" over it. Policeman being hugged: [https://www.kmov.com/disturbing-video-shows-officer-crushed-against-door-by-mob-storming-the-capitol/video\_f1aebc86-e8dc-5ec9-8bb3-b377c0f45596.html](https://www.kmov.com/disturbing-video-shows-officer-crushed-against-door-by-mob-storming-the-capitol/video_f1aebc86-e8dc-5ec9-8bb3-b377c0f45596.html) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/72 "2021-03-30T12:42:28Z")
The Poetry of Donald J. Trump – Special Wedding Crasher edition Y’know, I just got, I turned off the news, I get all these flash reports, And they’re telling me about the border, They’re telling me about China, They’re telling me about Iran— How’re we doing with Iran, Howdya like that Boy, They were ready to make a deal, They woulda done anything, They woulda done anything, And this guy goes and drops the sanctions And then he says, ‘We’d love to negotiate now,’ And Iran says, ‘We’re not dealing with the United States at all,’ Oh, well, They don’t want to deal with us And China, The same thing, They never treated us that way, Right? You saw what happened a few days ago, Was terrible, And Uh, The border is not good, The border is the worst anybody’s ever seen it, And what you see now, Multiply it times 10, Jim— He’s the only one I know Who would handle the border tougher than me.” We have to, And the tough is… In the most humanitarian way, Because that’s what it is. What’s happening to the kids, They’re living in squalor, They are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, There’s never been anything like what’s, And you’re gonna have hundreds, And you have it now, They have the airplane photos, The shocks, And they call ’em shocks, And these things are showing Thousands And thousands Of people Coming up from South America And it’s gonna be, It’s just Uh, Look, It’s a disaster. It’s a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, And it’s gonna destroy the country, And frankly, The country can’t afford it Because you’re talking about massive, Just incredibly massive amounts. Our school systems, Our hospital systems, Everything. So it’s a rough thing, And I just say, ‘Do you miss me yet?’ “ We did get 75 million votes, Nobody’s ever gotten that. They said, ‘Get 66 million votes, Sir, And the election’s over.’ We got 75 million And they said… But you know, You saw what happened, 10:30 in the evening, All of a sudden I said, ‘That’s a strange thing, Why are they closing up certain places, Right?’ Now, a lot of things happening right now, I just wanted to say, It’s an honor to be here, It’s an honor to have you at Mar-a-Lago, You are a great and beautiful couple. Have fun. > **[Of Course Trump Crashed a Wedding and Gave a Rambling, Incoherent Speech...](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/03/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-wedding-speech)** > > “We did get 75 million votes, nobody’s ever gotten that. They said, ‘Get 66 million votes, sir, and the election’s over.’” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/73 "2021-04-01T02:54:51Z")
“And the tough is”. Wow. So true, so true. The tough, indeed, is. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/74 "2021-04-01T12:54:46Z")
Because that’s what it is. Taken right from the transcript, verbatim. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/75 "2021-04-01T13:03:04Z")
Does anyone know who Jim is? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/76 "2021-04-01T13:54:44Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Does anyone know who Jim is? Evidently someone who was at the wedding > [@](#): > > It was not immediately clear to which Jim the former president was referring, and pointing. > **[Donald Trump grabs mic at wedding to toast himself ... and happy couple](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/29/donald-trump-wedding-speech-mar-a-lago)** > > Ex-president praised couple at Mar-a-Lago – after complaining about Biden’s Iran and China policy, the border and the election You can watch the video of the speech here. Trump points to Jim – whoever he is – 45 seconds into it. > **[Trump's Wedding Speech Transcript as Ex-President Speaks at Mar-a-Lago](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-wedding-speech-transcript-mar-lago-1579396)** > > Addressing guests in a tuxedo on Saturday night, Trump launched into his predictable baseless claim the 2020 election had been stolen from him while taking aim at the Biden administration. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/77 "2021-04-01T16:47:19Z")
Did Trump attempt to grab the bride’s pussy? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/78 "2021-04-01T19:00:26Z")
None of the websites reporting on this story seem to tell the series of events that lead up to the speech and what happened after, so I can’t tell you. I think that if he had done anything as noteworthy as this, it would have made the news. Heck, since people clearly had cellphones to record the toast, they’d have recorded any bizarre or noteworthy behavior, too. Since they didn’t, it seems a reasonably conjecture that Trump didn’t indulge in any other outrageous behavior. At least at the time. ---
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> [@CalMeacham](#): > > None of the websites reporting on this story seem to tell the series of events that lead up to the speech and what happened after, so I can’t tell you. “LED up to the speech.” That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/80 "2021-04-01T20:55:58Z")
The guests -and the happy couple- probably loved it, though…just because they’re the kind of people who have their wedding reception at Mar-a-largo. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got married in MAGA hats in front of a Trump flag and went all “Capitol” on the cake, beating it with flagpoles. They probably PAID Trump to wander in and blather to the crowd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713.md?page=5)