# The Poetry of Donald J. TRump -- July 28 2020 edition

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713 "2020-07-29T14:05:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/81 "2021-05-13T17:48:38Z")

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Trump is at his Truimpiest when he’s speaking extemporaneously, his words flowing in a stream-of-unconsciousness blather. when he’s reading off a teleprompter, you’re not getting pure, unadulterated Trump. And when you read his tweets, he’s limited by word counts, even when he continues onto the next tweet.

His blog entries are something new to this. They seem to continue his extemporaneous, run-on sentence structure, but with fewer verbal roadblocks and stutters. Here’s a statement from yesterday’s blog, set in poetic format:

A guy named Miles Taylor,  
Who I have no idea who he is,  
Don’t remember ever meeting him  
Or having a conversation with,  
Gets more publicity  
Pretending he was in the inner circle  
Of our Administration  
When he was definitely not.

Some people refer to him as “absolutely nothing.”  
I hear he is on CNN and MSDNC all the time,  
But he had nothing to do with any of my decisions,  
And I wouldn’t even know what he looks like.

He is the guy who fraudulently wrote  
A make-believe book  
And statement to the failing New York Times  
Calling himself “Anonymous.”  
That’s right,  
He,  
A lowlife that I didn’t know,  
Was Anonymous.

Now he’s putting together  
A group of RINOs  
And Losers  
Who are coming out to protest President Trump  
Despite our creating the greatest economy ever,  
Getting us out of endless wars,  
Rebuilding our Great Military,  
Reducing taxes and regulations by historic levels,  
Creating Space Force,  
Appointing almost 300 Judges,  
And much, much more!

He is a phony  
Who will probably be sued over his fake book  
And fake “Anonymous” editorial,  
Which caused so much treasonous stir.  
Miles Taylor  
And his fellow RINO losers  
like  
Tom Ridge,  
Christine Todd Whitman,  
And Crazy Barbara Comstock  
Voted for Biden,  
And now look what they have—  
A socialist regime with  
Collapsing borders,  
Massive tax and regulation hikes,  
Unrest in the Middle East,  
And long gas lines.  
He is even giving us  
Men setting new records  
Playing women’s sports.

What a disaster for our Country it has been!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-july-28-2020-edition/916713/82 "2021-05-13T21:03:01Z")

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Bravo! I would title this one “The Dying Swan”.

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