# The Poetry of Donald J. Trump -- Special Declassification Edition

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**Created:** [September 22, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032 "2022-09-22T12:13:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
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From an interview with Seam Hannity, Fox News Wednesday September 21, 2022 10PM

Hannity

…A President has the power to declassify…Was there a process?..What is your process?

Trump

There doesn’t have to be a Process  
As I understand it  
You know  
There’s different people say different things  
But  
As I understand it  
There doesn’t have to be a Process

You’re the President of the United States  
You can declassify just be saying  
“It’s declassified”  
Even by _thinking_ about it

Because you’re sending it  
To Mar-a-Lago  
Or to wherever you’re sending it.

And

There doesn’t have to be a Process  
There _can_ be a Process  
But there doesn’t have to be  
You’re the President  
You make that decision  
So  
When you send it  
It’s declassified  
I declassify _EVERYTHING!_

> <https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1572769756515532803>

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/2 "2022-09-22T12:29:02Z")

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Haunting! Truly a poem for this age!

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/3 "2022-09-22T13:32:39Z")

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Its actually impressive.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/4 "2022-09-22T13:45:08Z")

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_There doesn’t have to be a Process_  
_There can be a Process_  
_But there doesn’t have to be_

Sounds like early Bee Gees.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/5 "2022-09-22T16:45:37Z")

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I don’t really think Trump can declassify them just by thinking about it. As I’;ve observed before, I think he has to at least do something like this:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rHaHxJiUsLg/maxresdefault.jpg "Bugs Bunny, it's yours") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHaHxJiUsLg)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fu92wc7IQl0/hqdefault.jpg "Ali Baba Bugs - "Bugs Grants Wish and It's yours!"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu92wc7IQl0)

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/6 "2022-09-22T17:58:02Z")

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[![](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/71/88/ea/7188eaddcae2e9a7cb1fda0b620ad364.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/71/88/ea/7188eaddcae2e9a7cb1fda0b620ad364.jpg)

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/7 "2022-09-22T18:19:07Z")

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Who needs The Lincoln Project when you got Fox News? Just ask him a leading question and let him talk. And talk. And talk. Eventually the disc will start coming apart as it reaches max velocity.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-declassification-edition/972032/8 "2022-09-22T18:52:19Z")

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In terms of National Security ( and so many other things as well ) to me Donald Trump will always be Déclassé.
