# The Poetry of Donald J. Trump -- special Stolen Documents Indictment Edition

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [June 9, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259 "2023-06-09T17:52:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/21 "2023-06-16T18:10:34Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Needs more orange.

Also, he should have a Big Mac in his hands.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/22 "2023-06-23T08:19:13Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> I think you’re on the right track. I also think exuberant and repeated use of the word “huzzah” wouldn’t be inappropriate.

Or, better yet, the word “Nazi”.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/23 "2023-06-23T08:29:48Z")

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If you are ever in Chicago on a Sunday night go to the Green Mill and catch their poetry slam. IIRC it started there. Patrons are encouraged to heckle the poets. Good fun.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/24 "2023-06-23T18:43:54Z")

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I’ve seen jazz shows at the Green Mill, but never a poetry slam.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/25 "2023-06-23T19:12:47Z")

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They don’t like it when you heckle the jazzmen.

(Kidding! Never been there.)

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-j-trump-special-stolen-documents-indictment-edition/985259/26 "2023-06-23T19:19:52Z")

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I wish one of those actors who does dramatic readings of restaurant reviews (like “the food was cold and the plastic spoon they gave me hurt my lips”) on You Tube would do a reading of this poem.

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