# The poetry of Donald Trump - Special Fantasy edition

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [October 15, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-fantasy-edition/1033844 "2026-10-15T01:09:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-fantasy-edition/1033844/1 "2026-10-15T01:09:29Z")

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Our nation’s poet has offered us another glimpse of his special genius. This time he has chosen children’s genitals as his theme.

> They mutilate your children  
> They want to mutilate cut your children  
> It’s unbelievable what they do  
> Six states  
> I mean they could do whatver they want  
> And they do  
> Your son leaves as Jimmy  
> And comes back home in three days  
> As Janet  
> And they don’t even ask you  
> Most people don’t believe that you know  
> They think it’s like an exaggeration  
> It’s not  
> They can take your child out of school  
> And do whatever the hell they want  
> These people are sick  
> Minnesota is one of those states  
> That can do that

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-fantasy-edition/1033844/2 "2026-10-15T01:15:31Z")

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JFHC, is this shit still being splurted out? Line up the idiots who believe this then take them to the padded-walls house. Where was this today?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-fantasy-edition/1033844/3 "2026-10-15T01:21:40Z")

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Bullhead City, Arizona

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-fantasy-edition/1033844/4 "2026-10-15T01:33:06Z")

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Every elected official above the rank of Animal Control should have their feet held to the fire for not doing anything to oust this demented Asshole.