# The poetry of Donald Trump - Special South Somewhere edition

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [November 5, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613 "2025-11-05T22:46:45Z")
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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613/1 "2025-11-05T22:46:45Z")

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Our nation’s poet has offered us another glimpse of his special genius. This time he has chosen geography as his theme.

> For generations,
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> Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa.
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> I mean, if you take a look at what’s going on in parts of South Africa,
> 
> look at South Africa.
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> What’s going on?
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> Look at South America.
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> What’s going on?
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> You know, I’m not going to.
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> We have a G20 meeting in South Africa.
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> South Africa shouldn’t even be in the G’s anymore because what’s happened there is bad.
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> I’m not going.
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> I told him I’m not going.
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> I’m not going to represent our country there.
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> It shouldn’t be there.
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> Take a look at what’s happening in different parts of South America.
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> Take a look at what’s happening in different parts of the world.

He then continued with another work on the theme of children’s genitals.

> Think of that.
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> Can you imagine somebody fifteen years ago saying,
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> stopped the surgical mutilation of our children?
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> We stopped the chemical mutilation of our children.
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> Can you imagine that?
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> They would have said,
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> this guy’s crazy.
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> And now you’re saying,
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> thank you very much,
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> because you know it’s true.
> 
> How about this one?

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613/2 "2025-11-06T13:22:49Z")

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### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613/3 "2025-11-07T15:03:44Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> this guy’s crazy.
> 
> And now you’re saying,
> 
> thank you very much,
> 
> because you know it’s true.

Third person mumblings.

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### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-poetry-of-donald-trump-special-south-somewhere-edition/1024613/4 "2025-11-07T16:13:37Z")

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Some of it put to music thanks to AI:

> **[Mureka](https://www.mureka.ai/song-detail/6MQ1PNvX5o2v2Fb1yEKdPJ?is_from_share=1)**