# The Point and Laugh at Fred13 Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 9, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294 "2012-04-09T20:11:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/21 "2012-04-10T00:35:32Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > He doesn’t seem to realize that by asserting that other people’s experiences may vary because they haven’t gone clubbing enough to see what he’s seen, he’s conceded that club girls are in fact not typical of the general female population. He does realize this. He is a troll, possibly a snackpit nonny, definitely having fun winding up the dope. > [@Scumpup](#): > > I’ve seen far cleverer trolls. He’s as clever as he needs to be. He’s got a six page IMHO thread full of “the smartest people on the internet” dancing to his tune like retarded puppets, and now a pit thread. And I’ve never heard his line before, so he’s a bit creative at least. Maybe created by the same troll who created yakuza? > [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Because this place is a troll’s paradise, no matter how stupidly obvious the troll. Werd. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/22 "2012-04-10T00:53:00Z")
Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper _chiquitas_ are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/23 "2012-04-10T01:11:47Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I have never wanted a sexual experience with another woman, and out of all of my female friends, I’d say 95% of them haven’t either (unless it’s a secret). What I can’t figure out is, is this because we are too old, or too ugly? Or? It’s both, obviously! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/24 "2012-04-10T01:34:04Z")
> [@Missy2U](#): > > And we’re giving this idiot attention why? Because it’s funny? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/25 "2012-04-10T01:38:50Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper _chiquitas_ are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply. Well, you know, Rule 34… ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/26 "2012-04-10T01:51:27Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Bah, it’s no fun when they’re _too_ obvious. I’m only reading along ‘cause it beats working. **Dung** you have an awesome sense of humor. If I were a girl, I’d kiss you. And you’d totally dig it too. ‘Cuz ya’ know, **Fred13** says so. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/27 "2012-04-10T01:58:35Z")
My cultural research indicates that the vast majority of American lesbians are cheerleaders, nurses, or stewardesses by occupation, and none are older than 22. Surprisingly, they are in nearly constant need of pizza delivery and/or cable repair, all of which is provided by young men with pronounced glandular imbalances. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/28 "2012-04-10T02:12:15Z")
I always like a link to the [thread=647895] spin off threads [/thread] ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/29 "2012-04-10T03:01:46Z")
Dear Fuckers, Can all of you fuckers dignifying his bullshit trolling with responses kindly knock it the fuck off? Love, Me ---
**Author:** ![polar\_bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@polar\_bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/polar_bear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/30 "2012-04-10T10:35:50Z")
Anybody else really wanting to see a thread where **Fred13** and **Yakuza** get together and discuss ‘stuff’? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/31 "2012-04-10T10:58:47Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper _chiquitas_ are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply. Only if the window faces a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/32 "2012-04-10T12:45:27Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > Dear Fuckers, > > Can all of you fuckers dignifying his bullshit trolling with responses kindly knock it the fuck off? > > Love, > Me Lezbo dyke. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/33 "2012-04-10T12:48:53Z")
Have you tried reading his posts aloud in a Fred Figglehorn voice? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/34 "2012-04-10T12:51:15Z")
> [@Missy2U](#): > > And we’re giving this idiot attention why? Because it’s funny, and virtual peanuts are non-fattening. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/35 "2012-04-10T13:40:58Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > My cultural research indicates that the vast majority of American lesbians are cheerleaders, nurses, or stewardesses by occupation, and none are older than 22. Surprisingly, they are in nearly constant need of pizza delivery and/or cable repair, all of which is provided by young men with pronounced glandular imbalances. “Home Kneepad Delivery! You better make sure these work OK before I leave, lady, or I could get in big…” “Ding dong! I’m a gynecologist who just moved to town, offering a free in-home exam. Oh, hi. Kneepad delivery service, huh?” “Señora! Es Juan, el ‘poolboy’! Está teniendo una festa?” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/36 "2012-04-10T14:31:26Z")
[SCTV] “Mailman!” “Gee, I don’t have any way of paying you…” “But the mail is free!” “Gosh, that’s a nice belt you’re wearing…” [/SCTV] ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/37 "2012-04-10T14:34:17Z")
Eh, the troll’s going to be banned any hour now. Pointing and laughing isn’t really a big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/38 "2012-04-10T14:43:39Z")
You know who else was a lesbian? Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/39 "2012-04-10T14:49:41Z")
Whenever this happens, there’s a chance that the poster is genuine and will respond to cites and analysis. Maybe only a small chance, but I think posting politely once in the thread is perfectly reasonable. You don’t want to drive useful newbies away instantly. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/40 "2012-04-10T14:53:47Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I have never wanted a sexual experience with another woman, and out of all of my female friends, I’d say 95% of them haven’t either (unless it’s a secret). What I can’t figure out is, is this because we are too old, or too ugly? It’s because you haven’t listened to that one Katy Perry song enough. You know, the one that turned all the other girls gay? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294.md?page=3)