# The Point and Laugh at Fred13 Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 9, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294 "2012-04-09T20:11:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/41 "2012-04-10T14:57:06Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> You know who else was a lesbian? Hitler.

I’ll be in my bunker.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/42 "2012-04-10T14:58:56Z")

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Well done, sir.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/43 "2012-04-10T15:02:56Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> My cultural research indicates that the vast majority of American lesbians are cheerleaders, nurses, or stewardesses by occupation, and none are older than 22. Surprisingly, they are in nearly constant need of pizza delivery and/or cable repair, all of which is provided by young men with pronounced glandular imbalances.

Well, you know, goiters are just so damn sexxah.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/44 "2012-04-10T15:05:01Z")

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Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/45 "2012-04-10T15:06:16Z")

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You see how I shut that motherfucking thread down? Last post before banning baby.

Don’t mess with me.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/46 "2012-04-10T15:12:19Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

Awww.

I was enoying the dancing retarded puppet show.

> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> He does realize this. He is a troll, possibly a snackpit nonny, definitely having fun winding up the dope.
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> He’s as clever as he needs to be. **He’s got a six page IMHO thread full of “the smartest people on the internet” dancing to his tune like retarded puppets, and now a pit thread.** And I’ve never heard his line before, so he’s a bit creative at least. Maybe created by the same troll who created yakuza?
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> Werd.

Yeah as a troll I’ll give him a “B”. He was too obvious. If he wasn’t so obvious I would have given him an “A”.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/47 "2012-04-10T15:32:06Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Awww.
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> I was enoying the dancing retarded puppet show.

No reason for that to stop in his absence, actually.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/48 "2012-04-10T15:42:51Z")

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[QUOTE=FlyByNight512;14949489Well, there’s a small problem with his first assumption there. Several Dopers want to see some proof that 90% of the female population is bi/bicurious/lesbian.[/QUOTE]

(insert joke about requiring extensive video evidence)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/49 "2012-04-10T15:53:31Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper _chiquitas_ are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply.

I picture him frantically trying to remember the safeword as he’s pushed out the opening: “Mastodon!” “Masarati!” “Massasauga!” and finally hitting on the correct “Masaryk!” as he tumbles to his doom.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/50 "2012-04-10T17:14:07Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> **Dung** you have an awesome sense of humor. If I were a girl, I’d kiss you. And you’d totally dig it too. ‘Cuz ya’ know, **Fred13** says so.

Wait, are you a free girl, or is this gonna cost me?

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/51 "2012-04-10T19:54:00Z")

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No guys, it’s [totally](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAAaorS1a58) [science](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/magazine/25desire-t.html?pagewanted=all).

Now I just need to get Alpha enough to roll to Fred’s clubs.

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**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/52 "2012-04-10T21:05:36Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

Aww, why can’t we ever have stupid things?

I just miss that escort guy. ☹

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/53 "2012-04-10T22:25:25Z")

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> [@Zjestika](#):
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> Aww, why can’t we ever have stupid things?
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> I just miss that escort guy. ☹

Seriously. All the fun ones get sent to the corn field.

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**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/54 "2012-04-11T00:04:33Z")

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Out of curiosity, what red flags convince you guys that someone is a troll versus just very very stupid?

It seems to me there is a sort of [Poe’s Law](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) for trolling vs stupidity

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/55 "2012-04-11T00:10:21Z")

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Fred’s dead, baby…Fred’s dead.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-point-and-laugh-at-fred13-thread/618294/56 "2012-04-11T08:01:01Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Fred’s dead, baby…Fred’s dead.

[And on that note, the thread comes to a close.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzvO-SdZVK8)

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