# The Post Count Padding Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682 "2000-08-09T06:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/221 "2000-08-12T16:07:29Z")
Think I’ll jsut share the limerick that was scratched into a bathroom stall in my high school lockerroom: > [@](#): > > In days of old > When knights were bold > And rubbers weren’t invented > Men tied a sock around their cock > And babies were prevented! I wonder how many clueless teens tried it? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/222 "2000-08-12T16:26:09Z")
I found this huge rubber band in a drawer in my house, and I’ve been using it as a headband for a few days. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/223 "2000-08-12T20:29:27Z")
I’m really quite hungry, but I don’t know what to eat. how about some lasagna? Sounds great to me, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/224 "2000-08-13T00:12:39Z")
KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE (CAMELOT SONG) We’re the knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we’re able, We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and smam a lot. We’re knights of the Round Table, Our shows are formidable, But many times, we’re given rhymes that are quite unsingable We’re opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a l…o…o…o…t In war we’re tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable. It’s a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/225 "2000-08-13T03:05:21Z")
It’s only a model. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/226 "2000-08-13T03:15:00Z")
In an attempt to be taken more seriously, I shall now pad my post count. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/227 "2000-08-13T03:16:21Z")
I’m shameless. Utterly shameless. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/228 "2000-08-13T03:17:29Z")
I’m just plain naughty. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/229 "2000-08-13T03:18:40Z")
I must be punished. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/230 "2000-08-13T03:19:13Z")
A man with a tape recorder up his nose. :::ba da ba dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum, ba da da dum dum, dum dum dum… rewinding noise::: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/231 "2000-08-13T03:20:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lunasea \* > \*\*I must be punished. \*\* Well, here in the castle Anthrax, there is but one punishment for lighting the grail shaped beacon. You must tie her down to a bed, and give her a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/232 "2000-08-13T03:21:06Z")
I need a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/233 "2000-08-13T03:22:30Z")
And themn the oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/234 "2000-08-13T03:23:36Z")
I got so excited about the oral sex I forgot how to type. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/235 "2000-08-13T03:25:34Z")
America, the land of the free, free to the power of the people in uniform-kottonmouth kings ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/236 "2000-08-13T03:26:18Z")
Uh oh! She got excited about the oral sex. That deserves a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/237 "2000-08-13T03:27:12Z")
Tasha is corrupting me again…Though Monty Python does kick… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/238 "2000-08-13T03:32:06Z")
So what? You know you enjoy me corrupting you. Everyone does. I mean, well, at least the guys do. ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/239 "2000-08-13T03:44:17Z")
Bravely bold Sir Robin Brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh, brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged, And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off, And his penis– ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/240 "2000-08-13T03:45:51Z")
“Speech! Speech!” the boys were shouting to Hurd Applegate. The old stamp collector got up, smiling. It’s been a long time since there’s been a crowd of boys in Tower Mansion," he said. “I’ve been in danger of forgetting that I was ever young once myself. So I want you to come back–often.”… “He’s a pretty good old scout after all, isn’t he?” said Frank. “You bet he is,” replied his brother. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=13)