# The Post Count Padding Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682 "2000-08-09T06:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/21 "2000-08-09T13:08:30Z")
Oh, and…ummm…shame! 🙂 Bite me, ChiefScott 🙂 Bri ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/22 "2000-08-09T13:13:23Z")
how many do i have now? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/23 "2000-08-09T13:18:03Z")
Better make another post, I’ve been feeling uninspired lately. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/24 "2000-08-09T13:24:41Z")
I, for one, will not take part in this blatant attempt to was precious space on the SD. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/25 "2000-08-09T13:24:42Z")
Anyone up for some dodgeball? :fires ball into crowd… ummm, heads up guys: ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/26 "2000-08-09T13:26:17Z")
Not I…no way…hmmmmcan’t post twice within 60 seconds…this is going to be tuffer than I thot. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/27 "2000-08-09T13:29:46Z")
Strange words I wish I knew the meaning of: blurn creeg plaz nerk wazza frabba ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/28 "2000-08-09T13:31:02Z")
Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Ducka Dr. Evil sings the Blues. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/29 "2000-08-09T13:35:57Z")
A poem honoring **ChiefScott** There once was an American Sailor, Who wished he had a better tailor, His pants were too baggy, His connection, kinda laggy, But atleast his nuts weren’t saggy. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/30 "2000-08-09T13:37:58Z")
I’m supposed to be working but instead I’m jeopardizing my job to pad my post count… if I get caught and get fired, it’s gonna be your ass Silo! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/31 "2000-08-09T13:50:08Z")
A poem honoring **PepperlandGirl** A wacky girl was she, Full of life and brie, Cheese you say?..that doesn’t make sense, It doesn’t have to…cause she found it by the fence. ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/32 "2000-08-09T13:55:42Z")
Since boredom has taken over . . . you’re getting poetry. Then I’ll go back to work. Really. I clothed myself in life Wrapped myself up in it Bound myself to it and it robbed me of peace and security and Left a gaping void of desire and Whet my appetite with love and exuberance and Drove me to jump and Dive and spin Until I was much too dizzy to stop. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/33 "2000-08-09T13:58:01Z")
BITE ME! Thank, I’ve always wanted to yell that to a crowd of people. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/34 "2000-08-09T13:58:41Z")
Vocabulary word/words of the day. phocomelia - Gross underdevelopment of extremities such that the hands and feet are attached close to the body, resembling flippers of a seal. phocomelus - a person w/ phocomelia. More to come. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/35 "2000-08-09T14:05:30Z")
A poem honoring **JimmyNipples** He was pretty easy going, light of heart, Some on the boards even thought he was kinda smart, Still others thought he was evil and dark, The truth about JimmyNipples is plain to see, He’s a breast man Baby!!! and he sniffs his own farts. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/36 "2000-08-09T14:19:03Z")
Well, how on earth am I suppposed to follow THAT? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/37 "2000-08-09T14:25:34Z")
I need a vacation. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/38 "2000-08-09T15:07:21Z")
I’m eating a cruller right now. Mmmm…crullers. ---
**Author:** ![orestes543](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b5e925/32.png) [@orestes543](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orestes543)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/39 "2000-08-09T15:26:04Z")
Wow, what a great idea! Just what I needed. You shouldn’t have. Uh, wait, yes you should’ve. This will really brighten my day now. Just wish it would stop raining outside so I could do something. Hey, wait, has anybody seen the meteor shower? Supposed to get really good Friday night/Saturday morning. You should go see it sometime. Gotta go for now. Bye!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/40 "2000-08-09T15:29:59Z")
Damn. This only gets me to 99. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=3)