# The Post Count Padding Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682 "2000-08-09T06:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/141 "2000-08-10T23:11:24Z")
I bought a Monty Python sings CD. So I shall grace you all (and my post count) by typing them all. 25 tracks on this CD. Teeheeheee. (evil laughter) disclaimer: I may get sick of typing after a few songs, or I may not. I don’t know which is worse. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/142 "2000-08-10T23:29:49Z")
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you’re chewing on life’s gristle Don’t grumble, give a whistle And this’ll help things turn out for the best… And… …always look on the bright side of life… …Always look on the bright side of life… When life seems joly rotten There’s something you’ve forgotten And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you’re feeling in the dumps Don’t be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle -that’s the thing. And…always look on the bright side of life… Come on. Always look on the bright side of life… For life is quite absurd And death’s the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin-give the audience a grin Enjoy it-it’s your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life’s a piece of shit When you look at it Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true You’ll see it’s all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the right side of life… Come on guys, cheer up. Always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the bright side of life… Worse things happen at sea, you know Always look on the bright side of life… I mean-what have you got to lose? You know you came from nothing -you’re going back to nothing What have you lost? Nothing! Always look on the right side of life… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/143 "2000-08-10T23:36:13Z")
SIT ON MY FACE Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I’m between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I’ll sit on your face and then I’ll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play till we’re blown away. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/144 "2000-08-10T23:38:06Z")
::runs in:: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/145 "2000-08-10T23:40:46Z")
::dives into someone’s lap:: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/146 "2000-08-10T23:42:05Z")
::licks a random poster’s face:: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/147 "2000-08-10T23:43:09Z")
::whips off her shirt:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/148 "2000-08-10T23:45:54Z")
This is a really lame way to pad one’s post count. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/149 "2000-08-10T23:45:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\* > > \*\* Amen, brother. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demigod\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Demigod\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demigod_5)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/150 "2000-08-10T23:52:38Z")
🙂 ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/151 "2000-08-10T23:56:48Z")
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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/152 "2000-08-10T23:58:26Z")
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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/153 "2000-08-10T23:59:48Z")
LUMBERJACK SONG I’m a lumberjack And I’m O.K. I sleep all night And I work all day. He’s a lumberjack And he’s O.K. He sleeps all night And he works all day. I cut down trees I eat my lunch i go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea. He cuts down trees He eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He’s a lumberjack And he’s O.K. He sleeps all night And he works all day I cut down trees I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women’s clothing And hang around in bars. He cuts down trees He skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on wonen’s clothing And hangs around in bars? He’s a lumberjack And he’s O.K. He sleeps all night And he works all day. I cut down trees I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I’d been a girlie Just liike my dear pappa. He cuts down trees he wears high heels Suspendies?..and a bra? …He’s a lumberjack And he’s O K A Y He sleeps all night And he works all day …He’s a lumberjack And he’s O K A Y He sleeps all night And he works all day. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/154 "2000-08-11T00:02:54Z")
Oh, what the heck, might as well join the crowd!!! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/155 "2000-08-11T00:08:49Z")
PENIS SONG (THE NOT NOEL COWARD SONG) Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn’t it frightfuly good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy, It’s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world’s biggest prick. So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, Your Percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don’t take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won’t come back. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/156 "2000-08-11T00:14:18Z")
I havent been keeping track… I wonder if my posts have been declining. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/157 "2000-08-11T00:15:50Z")
[insert mundane pointless thing here] ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/158 "2000-08-11T00:40:50Z")
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**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/159 "2000-08-11T00:42:02Z")
you wont catch me post padding. No sirrreeeee ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682/160 "2000-08-11T00:44:26Z")
MONEY SONG I’ve got, Ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge, I’ve got lots of lovely lire, Now the Deutschmark’s getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash, Some people say it’s folly, But I’d rather have the lolly, With money you can ma-ake a splash. There is nothing quite as wonderful as money (money money money) There is nothing like a newly minted pound (money money money) Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker It’s accountancy that makes the world go round (round round round) You can keep your Marxist ways For it’s only just a phase For it’s money makes the world go round (money money money money money money money money money) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-count-padding-party/28682.md?page=9)