# The post of evil **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832 "2000-02-14T15:50:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/1 "2000-02-14T15:50:00Z")
This is my 666th post. I feel so evil now. 🙂 I know Satan will still want me after I pass this number (which I soon will because I was gone so long I have a lot of catching up to do). To maintain the aura of evil I would suggest going [HERE](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/). As discussed previously, it is the evilest place on the web. \ :)\ Too quickly I will pass the post of evil and then will have nothing to look forward to until I reach the ultimate posting of goodness (777). I still have not found a url that encompasses all of that but [this](http://www.rossetta.com/) may be the closest that I have found so far. 😉 Thanks to everyone who decided to make my trip significantly more interesting than it was. If only there really was an Ed Asner convention. Perhaps then my boyfriend wouldn’t have buried me in the backyard. BIG HUGS to all who enter. Sqrl * * * Dear Fascist Bully Boys, Give me more money, you bastards. May the seed of your loins prove fruitful in the belly of your woman. neil ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/2 "2000-02-14T15:57:00Z")
You do realize ChiefScott will have to kill you now, don’t you? (I should really be getting to school now…) * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.” ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/3 "2000-02-14T16:21:00Z")
Forget ChiefScott, _ **I’m gonna kill him now!!!** _ He has once again brought upon us the horrors of ths “Small Wonder Website”! \ **My God! My eyes! They Burn!!!"** \ I’m gonna call your parole officer and tell him you’re disturbing the peace again. * * * **SterlingNorth** You’re a good man, Charlie Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/4 "2000-02-14T16:30:00Z")
Damn you SqrlCub, damn you to HELL!!! You are an evil little man for bringing that up again. * * * Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today? ---
**Author:** ![TomH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@TomH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TomH)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/5 "2000-02-14T16:35:00Z")
Shouldn’t that be “_Darling_ Fascist Bully Boys”? ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/6 "2000-02-15T02:52:00Z")
[www.jesusdance.com/](http://www.jesusdance.com/) * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/7 "2000-02-15T03:56:00Z")
\< Scratching head \> I can’t believe so many people were taking that Sister Rosseta site seriously. \< shrugs \> Oh well. Congrats on reaching the unholy number, Squirrel boy. My your wallow in sin and debauchery not leave a rash. 🙂 however, for posting a link to the Site That Shall Not Be Named once again, may you get a really big pimple on your ass. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/8 "2000-02-15T04:25:00Z")
I clicked on the links, and now I’m dizzy. Weirdness. Ain’t no end to it. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/9 "2000-02-15T04:26:00Z")
PS- Congrats on 666. ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/10 "2000-02-15T04:46:00Z")
There’s a Small Wonder \*\*\*WEBRING??!? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!\*\*\* ::crashes through nearest window:: ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/11 "2000-02-15T11:45:00Z")
Well, I hate to get all MPSIMSy, but Sqrly, I think you rock like a hurricane. If I knew you well enough, I’d rub your belly and scratch you behind the ears. Congrats on posting far too much 🙂 * * * “I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/12 "2000-02-15T12:47:00Z")
Death to you, sqrlcub. * * * For excessive smiley useage: “Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/13 "2000-02-15T13:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TomH: > **Shouldn’t that be “_Darling_ Fascist Bully Boys”?** I sure you’re right TomH. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/14 "2000-02-15T14:14:00Z")
May I be the first to present the nominations for this year’s Academy Awards. **BEST PICTURE** American Beauty The Cider House Rules The Green Mile The Insider The Sixth Sense **ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE** Russell Crowe Richard Farnsworth Sean Penn Kevin Spacey Denzel Washington **ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE** Michael Caine Tom Cruise Michael Clarke Duncan Jude Law Haley Joel Osment **ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE** Annette Bening Janet McTeer Julianne Moore Meryl Streep Hilary Swank **ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE** Toni Collette Angelina Jolie Catherine Keener Samantha Morton Chloe Sevigny **DIRECTING** American Beauty Being John Malkovich The Cider House Rules The Insider The Sixth Sense For the rest of the list, click on this link [http://oscar.com/nominees/nom\_index.html](http://oscar.com/nominees/nom_index.html) * * * Shadowfox _Flee at once, all is discovered!_ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/15 "2000-02-15T14:15:00Z")
## Ah poop, I’m sorry. This was supposed to be a new topic. Please disregard the above posting. Shadowfox _Flee at once, all is discovered!_ ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/16 "2000-02-15T14:28:00Z")
You are right, it should be Darling fascist bully boys. 🙂 Popping the big pimple on my ass. I couldn’t help posting that link again. It really is the link of pure evil. You guys already knew that. Well, at least the one’s who have been here for a while. I thought you would like my moving smiley ChiefScott. \ TheUnforgiven, yes there is a Small Wonder Web Ring, and you thought the only evil in the world had the appearance of the malign. If you actually read through the site, it gets scarrier and funnier in ways not to be described. I was _formerly_ obsessed with it. But, I think I have had a relapse. **Calling DoctorJ, SqrlCub is loose on Ward 3.** Thanks for my congratulations on making the number of the beast, (this is 667) now I suppose I will be the neighbor of the beast. I will be around soon. HUGS! Sqrl PS. I have a new sig…that will change again soon. * * * I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/17 "2000-02-15T19:39:00Z")
Dammit, Sqrl! You _promised_ you’d take your medication while you were gone! There goes **months** of therapy right down the tubes. I hope you’re happy. Why, I’d remove myself from your case right now if you didn’t have such good insurance. Bad Sqrl. Bad, bad, Sqrl. C’mon, it’s back to rubber room for you. ::sigh:: Momma _told_ me to be an accountant. * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/18 "2000-02-15T19:41:00Z")
Am I the only one who finds a delicious irony in Shadowfox accidentally posting the Oscar nominees in a thread in which SqrlCub resurrects Small Wonder? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/19 "2000-02-15T21:27:00Z")
The Academy Awards will never be clean, now. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-of-evil/13832/20 "2000-02-16T14:24:00Z")
Just booting this up to the top. HUGS! Sqrl