# The Post Office Opened My Mail

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2021, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386 "2021-05-04T19:17:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/102 "2021-05-08T21:05:58Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> But of course you’ve tried that… and you don’t like the feedback. Hence the persistence with the practice of sending personal letters to people, while mumbling about the First Amendment and imagining that this is not a weird and creepy thing to do.

It also allows you to assume (without evidence) that those who do not respond negatively, or not respond at all, might be in agreement with you.

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**Author:** ![Jim\_B](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jim_b/32/4338_2.png) [@Jim\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_B)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/103 "2021-05-08T21:10:37Z")

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@Czarcasm I will seriously think of the blog idea. 🙂

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**Author:** ![mozchron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mozchron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mozchron)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/104 "2021-05-08T23:21:36Z")

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@Jim_B take it from me. This will NEVER happen. Working scientists don’t have enough time to investigate all their own theories and hypotheses, let alone the ideas of some rando crackpot.

“Investigate and test” costs money. Real money. No scientist is going to try and get a government grant to test the ideas of a rando crackpot.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/105 "2021-05-08T23:49:00Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> What he won’t do is any rigorous research. He also believes that coming up with questions is useful and that others should spend time doing the real work.

I was getting sleepy when I posted this last night and didn’t complete my thoughts.

My younger brother tried once to tell our uncle, a scientist, about one of his ideas. The uncle told him flat out that ideas are worthless. It’s the vetting process where the science is found. It’s also where the real hard work is, something that “idea people” seem to want to avoid.

For the OP, have any your ideas over the last 20 years led to anything?

If you want to contribute to science, wouldn’t your time be better spent studying one thing for 20 years?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/106 "2021-05-09T00:16:18Z")

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> [@mozchron](#):
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> @Jim_B take it from me. This will NEVER happen. Working scientists don’t have enough time to investigate all their own theories and hypotheses, let alone the ideas of some rando crackpot.

Well, it would happen if the ideas had any merit. The usual misconception of those who try to promote their ill-conceived nonsense is that the reason nobody listens is because the scientific community has a vested interest in maintaining some kind of dogmatic scientific orthodoxy. To the contrary, scientists can only achieve fame and fortune through new ideas - provided the new ideas are supported by compelling _evidence_.

The reason scientists don’t take crackpot ideas seriously is not because the scientists have closed minds, not because the scientists want to prop up the orthodoxy, not because they are just too busy - but because the ideas are invariably _bad_ ideas with no foundation in objective reality.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/107 "2021-05-09T00:29:05Z")

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> [@Jim\_B](#):
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> @Telemark All science begins with hypotheses. 🙂

But not your unsolicited and poorly supported hypotheses. Those just get dismissed or discarded without ever being read.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/108 "2021-05-09T01:24:52Z")

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> [@Jim\_B](#):
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> I haven’t sent any theories yet. That is why I send out hypotheses letters. I want other people to get interested and them, and if they like it, investigate and test

That is not what you said at the beginning. You specifically said _theories_. You do not understand science. What you’re doing is sending out spam letters. The way you think science works is not the way it actually works. You’re now waffling–I think I’m using the correct term here for your version of moving the goalposts (kickoff tee?) here.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/109 "2021-05-09T03:07:41Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> Now, to be perfectly brutal: I suspect that the people who take the time to respond to you are doing it out of kindness.

I’d imagine that the positive responses he’s received are standard boilerplate prepared by an intern and signed with a printed signature – “Thank you for contacting me regarding [INSERT CRACKPOT THEORY HERE]. I appreciate having the benefit of your views on this important matter.”

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/110 "2021-05-09T03:41:25Z")

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Interesting timing. I wonder if he got some letters from the OP.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qJHZCIah0AI/maxresdefault.jpg "Please Don't Send Me Your Manifestos | TMI") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJHZCIah0AI)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/111 "2021-05-09T03:58:02Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Interesting timing. I wonder if he got some letters from the OP

Too bad the video guy just says _he’s_ not qualified to judge the manifestos as he’s just a videographer. He suggests they be sent to more qualified people. Could just encourage the OP. (I only listened to the first 8 minutes)

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/112 "2021-05-09T05:24:38Z")

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> [@Jim\_B](#):
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> @nelliebly As I already stated, on message boards, moderators (no reference to anyone here), they can censor your posts for some of the most ridiculous and asinine reasons that I have ever seen. Nothing that would be banned, in really any other human forum or context. I made that point already clear. But I will repeat it again.
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> And asking why they opened my mail was partly humorous. That is why I put in in MPSIMS (get it, now 🙂 ?). If it were a serious question, or even a serious matter, I surely would have put it some place else. IMHO at the very least.
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> Have I made _everything_ clear now 🙂 ?

Oh, believe me, I got it the first time, which is your actions struck me as disturbing. And FYI, the smiley faces don’t make a post lighthearted or humorous.

Reimann’s excellent post #93 puts it very well, particularly the last paragraph. Please read it again.

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**Author:** ![Jim\_B](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jim_b/32/4338_2.png) [@Jim\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_B)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/113 "2021-05-09T06:03:46Z")

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@flurb One guy, I seem to recall he was stationed in Cleveland, sent me back my papers with comments. He specifically wrote at the top of the ‘Circasepian Rhythm’ one (q.v.) ‘_Like This_’.

And BTW ‘bee in their bonnet’ obviously means acting overly irrational, and hysterical, to something that is innocent. Someone shared an much earlier thread where I used the exact same term. No one found it ‘_disturbing_’ 🤨 then. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jim\_B](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jim_b/32/4338_2.png) [@Jim\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_B)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/114 "2021-05-09T06:26:51Z")

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EDIT: My [Circasepian Rhythm Theory](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-medical-theory-circasepian-rhythms/492914).

And really did you people give my theory a fair chance? The man from Cleveland (who I believe had a doctorate) gave it more of that.

And a paltry three replies? You spent more time theorizing what ulterior motive that I had for sending mail with return addresses (which you assure me changes nothing) than that.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/115 "2021-05-09T13:13:39Z")

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TLDR; because this got away from me. If you want your theories published, don’t force them on people. Try to find someone in the medical field to partner up with that can help you properly research your theory, write a paper, get it peer-reviewed and published.

Doesn’t that kind of prove the point. That was more than a decade before this post and, even without the knowledge of what you were doing with these ‘theories’, it was still promptly ignored.

Also, you mentioned in that thread you wanted it posted in JAMA. If you want to do that, you need to get it peer reviewed. The problem, however, is that since I assume you’re not part of the medical field, neither will your peers be.

Here’s an 100% honest solution if you really want to get your theories published in a medical journal. And, again this isn’t joking or poking fun at you, it’s the only path I can see that might get you somewhere. First, on the assumption that your theories aren’t crackpot theories with no basis in reality (and [circasepian](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7111982/) [sic] [rhythm](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24746375/) seems to have [something](https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laneur/article/PIIS1474-4422(18)30274-6/fulltext) [to it](https://www.researchgate.net/post/Is_there_any_evidence_in_support_of_circaseptan_rhythms_Are_they_endogenous), but it could depend on what **about** circasepian rhythm you’re talking about, I guess). You need to find someone, with some type of degree in the medical (or medical research) field and talk to them about writing a with or for you. From there it can be peer reviewed and published and then picked up or submitted to a national medical journal.

IOW, put some feelers out to work with someone or pay them to help you write, and possibly test your theories. Just sending out random mail to random people isn’t going to get you anywhere. People in the medical and scientific field do this all the time. But maybe just send out some well written emails, maybe to research schools that you’d like set up a meeting with them.

Of course, the next problem will be money. I’m going to go out on a limb and presume you don’t have the money or the resources to get grant money to fund this endeavor, so unless the person you contact is really onboard with your ideas and willing to secure the money on their own, (maybe a grad student?) it might be the end of it.

Barring doing it that way, your best bet might be, as others said, to start a blog and see if it picks up steam. Look at how Andrew Wakefield changed the course of history. Yes, he was a doctor and got published in the Lancet, but lots of people are doctors and lots of people are published in the Lancet. He took over the world with a with a study so poorly done and even poorlier (that can’t be a word) presentation that he lost his medical license, all because a decade after Lancet and it’s aftermath, Jenny McCarthy picked it up and ran with it.

Your theories are being written off, even here where we don’t know what you’re talking about because, at least in part, your approach. Follow the correct channels and if they have any merit, they’ll eventually get where they need to be in order to become a real discussion.

Look at it like this. If anyone one got some random mail (email or snail mail) about a free energy machine, they’d toss it. If saw it in a youtube video, you’d maybe watch it for kicks but not think much of it. But if you ran across it in physics publication with co-authors Steve Mould, Mehdi Sadaghdar and Brian Cox\* it would be taken more seriously.

\*Sorry, I’m sure there’s better people out there, those were just the first three I thought of. And if ElectroBOOM didn’t rolls his eyes at your free energy machine and better yet, built and proved it, you’d be set for life.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/116 "2021-05-09T14:12:34Z")

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Another possibility is to couch your ideas in fiction.

Write some good short stories that incorporate your ideas. If they are interesting, then they may inspire someone to investigate the concepts that you have embedded in them.

Warp drive will almost certainly never work, but due to Star Trek, quite a bit of resources has gone into investigating their possibility.

And, even if the idea doesn’t work, people may enjoy the stories anyway.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/117 "2021-05-09T14:33:22Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Another possibility is to couch your ideas in fiction.

Damn, I love that idea. Also makes any theory more palatable, and more fun! I can think of Asimov and Niven theories that I NEVER would have read as a monograph, but I can explain in detail because a story was built using them.

With any luck, people will soon be paying you to read your ideas!

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/118 "2021-05-09T14:54:13Z")

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> [@Jim\_B](#):
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> EDIT: My [Circasepian Rhythm Theory](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-medical-theory-circasepian-rhythms/492914).
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> And really did you people give my theory a fair chance?

It’s not a “theory”, it’s a few sentences of casual observations. And even those few sentences don’t hold together into a coherent idea.

You draw a parallel to Circadian Rhythms, but it appears that you don’t understand the basic principles. A Circadian Rhythm originates _within the organism_, and operates on a fixed cycle that is _refractory_ to modification. The classic phenomenon is jet lag. You feel sleepy during the day in the new time zone because your body’s internal clock thinks it’s the middle of the night. Even though it looks like daytime, and you would prefer not to sleep, your body still feels like it wants to sleep.

> [@My Medical Theory: Circasepian Rhythms.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-medical-theory-circasepian-rhythms/492914/1):
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> I noticed, for example, early on that when it was Sunday or Saturday, it literally “felt like” that particular day.

But you _know_ it’s the weekend, and you _know_ that you do certain different types of thing on the weekend, and that expectation puts you in a different frame of mind. So this is not evidence that there’s there’s any internal clock with a 7-day cycle that’s generating the “weekend feeling”.

> [@My Medical Theory: Circasepian Rhythms.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-medical-theory-circasepian-rhythms/492914/1):
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> And why (I also noticed) does some day suddenly _feel_ like a Sunday or Saturday when there is an unusual interruption in your routine, like when you do something you normally do on these days.

And this observation directly _contradicts_ the idea that there is an internal 7-day cycle that is determining these feelings. The fact that the feeling can easily be modified by different activities supports instead the explanation that I just gave - that it’s simply the knowledge and expectation of what you are _doing_ on any particular day that puts you in a particular mood and frame of mind.

Again, what you need to be doing is not spamming the world with this, but (a) studying what we already know more carefully to make sure you understand it fully, and (b) developing your own critical thinking skills to think carefully about whether your own ideas are _good_ ideas that stand up to scrutiny.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/119 "2021-05-09T15:03:25Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Another possibility is to couch your ideas in fiction.

This all sounds great, except for the fact that bad ideas don’t make good fiction. OP still needs to develop his critical thinking skills to think much more carefully about which of his ideas are _good_ ideas.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/120 "2021-05-09T15:16:40Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> This all sounds great, except for the fact that bad ideas don’t make good fiction.

Eh, good fiction makes good fiction. A ringworld is a _terrible_ idea, but it still generated some good stories.

It even inspired people to do the math to show all the _many_ ways that it was a terrible idea.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> OP still needs to develop his critical thinking skills to think much more carefully about which of his ideas are _good_ ideas.

Having read some of his musings, I completely agree. Just saying that if I wanted someone to take a look at my idea for FTL, I think it would be easier to get people to look at it if I wrote a science fiction story that incorporated it than trying to spam a bunch of physicists with it.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-post-office-opened-my-mail/941386/121 "2021-05-09T15:26:11Z")

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I read your entire post and it was thoughtful and informative as always. That said, I read this line:

> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> But even though I don’t remember the situation, they ended up with a piece of undeliverable mail I sent with no valid return address. And they didn’t like it.

… and I couldn’t help but think,  
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“Alas, there was no DeJoy in Mudville—mighty Post Office had struck out.”

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