# The Power of my small Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845 "2001-04-04T23:31:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/41 "2001-04-07T03:18:56Z")
**Lynn Bodoni** : > [@](#): > > Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me. I have similar scar tissue, from a similar cause. I’m just glad it didn’t form a kiloid which then grew uncontrollably. Large or small, I’m pretty sure a penis shouldn’t branch. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/42 "2001-04-07T03:24:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > 1. It is much less likely to get ensnared in heavy machinery. > > Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me. \*\* Oh, dammit. You just resurrected a Very Bad Memory that had lain quietly dormant for nigh on 20 years now. You’re getting my therapy bill. _Curling up in the fetal position and rocking back and forth_ ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/43 "2001-04-07T03:29:49Z")
I’m glad I don’t have to worry about zippers. Mine doesn’t reach, and if it did it would fit quite easily between the teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/44 "2001-04-07T04:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*(snip)… and if it did it would fit quite easily between the teeth. \*\* Okay, I’m ashamed of myself, but I cant come up with a snippy comment for THIS one. It’ll come to me later… C’mon, think… think… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/45 "2001-04-07T21:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > The scientific term for perineum is “taint” > > > > As in “It **taint** happenin’ unless you can figure out where to put that thing!” ? \*\* > > As in “'t ain’t your balls, 't ain’t your asshole.” You know, “taint.” Although yours works too.\*\* Sloppy. That’s just the definition for a _male_ perinium. The accepted scientific term for a _female_ perinium is a “cuzzif”. Do I have to do **all** the work around here? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/46 "2001-04-07T22:03:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > That’s just the definition for a _male_ perinium. The accepted scientific term for a _female_ perinium is a “cuzzif”. Oh God I love you Coldfire. I love you with all the passion that a third grade girl has for her substitute art teacher. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/47 "2001-04-08T05:07:44Z")
Well, this is the second thread that has made me cry from laughter, the other one located [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1025946)…I believe that Scylla is the master of all that is hilarious… [sub]we want more!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/48 "2001-04-08T14:00:00Z")
Okay, **ClogMod** , I’ll bite. What is the origin of the word “cuzzif?” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/49 "2001-04-08T22:39:01Z")
A female perinium is called a “cuzzif”. **_Cuzzif_ it weren’t there, it would be one big hole!** Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week. Tipping is not a town in China! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/50 "2001-04-09T00:06:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*A female perinium is called a “cuzzif”. > **_Cuzzif_ it weren’t there, it would be one big hole!** > > Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week. Tipping is not a town in China! \*\* [All That Is Decent Hat On] Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again [All That Is Decent Hat Off] ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/51 "2001-04-09T00:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Evnglion \* > \*\* > [sub]we want more!!![/sub] \*\* Isn’t that something that Scyllia hears often, according to the claims in the OP? :: D&R :: ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/52 "2001-04-09T00:23:02Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Scylla \* \*\* > [@](#): > > [All That Is Decent Hat On] > > Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again > > [All That Is Decent Hat Off] > > \*\* Besides, everyone knows the actual scientific term is **chin rest.** ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/53 "2001-04-09T01:20:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me. > > So… uh… you haven’t seen it yet? > > Huh… maybe that explains why you’re Queen of the Pit… \*\* There’s no PHYSICAL scar. However, Mr. Bodoni assures me that he is mentally and emotionally Scarred For Life, and if I kiss it, it’ll feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/54 "2001-04-09T02:26:15Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > [All That Is Decent Hat On] > > > > Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again > > > > [All That Is Decent Hat Off] > > > > \*\* > > Besides, everyone knows the actual scientific term is **chin rest.** \*\* I fail to see how ‘rest’ enters the equation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845/55 "2001-04-09T04:02:49Z")
I’m dating a virgin right now. My relatively small penis will make quite an impact when the time comes (damn that’s a lot of innuendo in one sentence), so size doesn’t matter at the moment. But for now, the damn thing is quite ‘handy’ if you catch my drift. [This concludes my worst post yet] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-power-of-my-small-penis/60845.md?page=2)