# The Premier of the All Male Review! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531 "2000-12-28T17:03:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/1 "2000-12-28T17:03:27Z")
Men, This is an invitation to strut your stuff for the women of the world. Come one and all and show us what you’ve got! ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/2 "2000-12-28T17:10:45Z")
::kicks back and waits for this to go downhill quickly… more out of morbid curiosity than anything else:: 😃 Oh no, I shan’t be shaking or strutting any of “my” stuff. Trust me. You don’t want that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/3 "2000-12-28T17:13:08Z")
ehh… there’s a what now? ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/4 "2000-12-28T17:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*Oh no, I shan’t be shaking or strutting any of “my” stuff. Trust me. You don’t want that. 😉 \*\* Go ahead! You might like it! 🙂 I’ll be sitting here sipping my long island iced tea and counting my dollar bills while I wait. ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/5 "2000-12-28T17:24:26Z")
[Johnny Bravo] Hooha! ::strikes a pose:: Whoa, Momma! ::strikes another pose:: [/Johnny Bravo] ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/6 "2000-12-28T17:29:11Z")
\ \ Booyah! \ POOOOOOOOOOOOM! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! \ Hmmmm…guess I’ll try again later. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/7 "2000-12-28T17:29:30Z")
\ Damn, that takes too much energy. I’ll just lie here on the floor like a slug drinking beer, thanks. I’d rather be appreciated for my mind, anyway (of course this is a huge lie). Any women out there find laziness attractive? If so, I’m your ma- \ ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/8 "2000-12-28T17:29:53Z")
Is this thing on? H…h…hullo. Where do I stand? Over here? **WHAM!** Crap. Sorry about the table. Wait. You want me to do what? Take what off? Madam, I’m shocked. ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/9 "2000-12-28T17:55:37Z")
Nobody’s ever asked me to strut my stuff. I am somewhat strut impaired but here goes: (cue music: “Lara’s Theme” from Dr. Zhivago) I am playing air mandolin to this heartbreaking number, all concentratey and serious, the string section swells (IN THE MUSIC) and SPROING! I break an air string (two actually), don my wide wale cordoroy bathrobe with matching slippers, and flee for the relative safety of a nearby light truss where I will watch the remaining sets, trying to figure out how to get you and a thermos of long island ice teas back to the dressing room for some Boggle and maybe some prank phone calls. ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/10 "2000-12-28T18:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dustMagnate \* > \*\* > SPROING! > \*\* Are you sure that was an “air string”? 😉 Don’t go anywhere, I’m looking for my Boggle… ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/11 "2000-12-28T18:29:54Z")
(Here on the truss, not going anywhere, wondering what else could possibly have made that noise \) But I brought Boggle with me! Big Boggle! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/12 "2000-12-28T18:42:54Z")
. [sup] **…er…Hi!..** [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/13 "2000-12-28T20:27:38Z")
::comes in, thinking this will be Miss B. Haven’s thoughts on sdmb men:: ::realizes it isup to him to provide entertainment:: ::Gets the hell out of there:: ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/14 "2000-12-28T20:59:33Z")
Slow day, **Miss B.**? Sorry, I’d offer, but I’m still recovering from little\*bits’ bachlorette party. My liver can’t handle the amount of vodka it takes me to gear up for that. Plus, I’m tired. I wish you luck, though. You’re about to hit 100 posts; I think you win something when you do. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/15 "2000-12-28T21:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss B. Haven \* > \*\*Come one and all and show us what you’ve got! \*\* Well, I’ve got this, um, _here_. Damn cortisone cream doesn’t seem to be working. ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/16 "2000-12-28T21:16:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bashere \* > \*\* > Slow day, **Miss B.**? … I wish you luck, though. You’re about to hit 100 posts; I think you win something when you do. \*\* Yep! I was looking for some pure entertainment! It seems that the women on the board aren’t quite as shy as the guys are… I’m not giving up yet. I have refreshed my beverage and am patiently waiting for the next act. What do I win? I did hit 100… too bad it was in the depression post. What does that say about my state of mind?! ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/17 "2000-12-28T21:20:20Z")
Umm. It’s cold here up in the light trusses. Boggle? ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/18 "2000-12-28T21:27:47Z")
Didn’t mean to leave you hanging! The alcohol must be going to my head… How’s the view up there? I still have a wad of bills to spend! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/19 "2000-12-28T21:36:21Z")
Unfortunately, the prize for 100 posts is [ice weasel sex.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48200) And really, with this holiday poundage, any shakin’ is going to unfortunately resemble a bowl full of jelly. ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531/20 "2000-12-28T21:41:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss B. Haven \* > \*\*Didn’t mean to leave you hanging! The alcohol must be going to my head… How’s the view up there? I still have a wad of bills to spend! \*\* 'sokay, I’m used to it. One of the stagehands just fired up a doob… I got nothing. I’m the type that goes to a strip club, and the dancers trust me so much they show me pictures of their kids. What’s that about? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-premier-of-the-all-male-review/47531.md?page=2)