The President Elimination Game

Hayes. Get him out of there.

Boo-yah!

New vote: Nixon.

Nixon’s the One.

Good Lord, I know it’s not the job of me to comment but you’ve eliminated Nixon over Madison? Anyways Nixon’s gone now.

George Washington (None, 1789-1797)
John Adams (Federalist, 1797-1801)
Thomas Jefferson (Democratic-Republican, 1801-1809)
James Madison (Democratic-Republican, 1809-1817)
James Monroe (Democratic-Republican, 1817-1825)
John Quincy Adams (Democratic-Republican, 1825-1829)
Andrew Jackson (Democrat, 1829-1837)
Martin Van Buren (Democrat, 1837-1841)
John Tyler (Whig, 1841-1845)
James Polk (Democrat, 1845-1849)
Zachary Taylor (Whig, 1849-1850)
Abraham Lincoln (Republican, 1861-1865)
Ulysses Grant (Republican, 1869-1877)
Rutherford Hayes (Republican, 1877-1881)
Chester Arthur (Republican, 1881-1885)
Grover Cleveland (Democrat, 1885-1889, 1893-1897)
Benjamin Harrison (Republican, 1889-1893)
William McKinley (Republican, 1897-1901)
Theodore Roosevelt (Republican, 1901-1909)
William Howard Taft (Republican, 1909-1913)
Woodrow Wilson (Democrat, 1913-1921)
Calvin Coolidge (Republican, 1923-1929)
Herbert Hoover (Republican, 1929-1933)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Democrat, 1933-1945)
Henry Truman (Democrat, 1945-1953)
Dwight Eisenhower (Republican, 1953-1961)
John Fitzgerald Kennedy (Democrat, 1961-1963)
Lyndon Baines Johnson (Democrat, 1963-1969)
Gerald Ford (Republican, 1974-1977)
James Earl Carter (Democrat, 1977-1981)
Ronald Reagan (Republican, 1981-1989)
George Herbert Walker Bush (Republican, 1989-1993)
William Jefferson Clinton (Democrat, 1993-2001)

Eliminated Presidents:

  1. James Buchanan (Democrat, 1857-1861)
  2. Franklin Pierce (Democrat, 1853-1857)
  3. Andrew Johnson (National Union, 1865-1869)
  4. Warren Harding (Republican, 1921-1923)
  5. Milliard Filmore (Whig, 1850-1853)
  6. Richard Milhous Nixon (Republican, 1969-1974)

James Madison again.

Rutherford Hayes. Election stealer.

Hayes, tho I am not sad to see Tricky Dick get the axe. [Resisiting temptation to toss in an Army of Darkness joke…]

Hayes was an honest and forthright man, and actually did some good in the White House. He benefitted from others’ malfeasance in gaining office, it’s true.

I’ll go for Madison this time around. Stumbling into a war and getting your capital and executive mansion burned doesn’t exactly put you in the Head o’ State Hall o’ Fame.

Chester A. Arthur. He may not have been eligible for the presidency.

Madison.

Van Buren.

Van Buren. He’s wasn’t as much of a douche as they made him look in the Spielberg Amistad movie, but close.

Hoover

Feh. Andrew Jackson. Feh, I say, FEH!

Hoover, for sitting with his thumb up his butt while the economy went to hell in a handbasket.

Hoover

Rutherford B. Hayes sold the country down the river. His actions have caused more lasting harm to this country than those of any other president since the Civil War.

Get him out of here.

I’m going to keep voting for Reagan till the rest of you get it right.

Hoooooooooover

The only thing I learned from Amistad was that I need to build a time machine so I can go back in time and bring back John C. Calhoun , then take him to a Black Panthers meeting.

Polk