# The President Erdogan Dirty Limerick Contest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244 "2016-05-20T17:44:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/21 "2016-05-26T14:50:30Z")
No poll yet? Oh, what the heck, I’ll sneak one more in: Insulting Recep, I went off the deep end, called him “Hitler, cavorting in the sheep’s pen” But he said: “Get a life, that’s no sheep, it’s my wife, and I just dress like a Nazi on weekends.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/22 "2016-05-26T15:04:31Z")
There once was a dude called Erdogan of mockery he was not a fan he gripes to the Krauts and “Charge them!” he shouts Smutty limericks were not his plan ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/23 "2016-05-26T15:13:04Z")
There once was a Turk named Recep, And this is the damnedest one yet. His tool was so long, So thick and so strong, He could bugger 6 Greeks, en brochette ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/24 "2016-05-26T15:33:52Z")
There once was a tyrant named Erdogan who cried tears all over his cardigan he can’t jerk a circle with Angela Merkel cuz she has a cock that is bigger than ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/25 "2016-05-26T16:23:22Z")
Rumor has it that Erdogan spent Nights with kids below age of consent! Ask those kids for their age! Well, we did, they wouldn’t say: ["Baah, baah!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQUaecTlpU)" was how their reply went ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/26 "2016-05-26T16:38:14Z")
BTW, on that last one: Yeah, I know that this is all in the interest of protecting freedom of speech, but it almost felt like I crossed \*some \*kind of line there. \*Baby \*goats? Come on! But, if it’s for liberty and democracy, I suppose I’ll soldier on… ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/27 "2016-05-26T21:01:03Z")
Well, I think we’ve definitely got enough limericks for a poll. The contest is now officially closed for entries. Since there’s a cash prize at stake, for the sake of fairness I’m going to have to be mean and insist on only one entry per poster. I’ll PM those posters who submitted more than one limerick and ask for their favourite. Once I’ve got a definitive list, I’ll do the poll. Also, I’m afraid I must disqualify **Karen Lingal’s** entry since, amusing as it was, it violated both rules one _and_ two. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/28 "2016-05-26T21:04:32Z")
> [@Tithonus](#): > > Well, I think we’ve definitely got enough limericks for a poll. The contest is now officially closed for entries. Can we still post to this thread, though? 'Cause I think I could do this shit all day. Although, then again, whether I \*should \*is a different matter. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/29 "2016-05-26T21:08:16Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Can we still post to this thread, though? 'Cause I think I could do this shit all day. Hell yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/30 "2016-05-27T00:38:57Z")
> [@Tithonus](#): > > Also, I’m afraid I must disqualify **Karen Lingal’s** entry since, amusing as it was, it violated both rules one _and_ two. Dude, that poem was filthy, _filthy_. OK, it didn’t rhyme, but c’mon! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/31 "2016-05-27T00:50:14Z")
> [@Tithonus](#): > > Hell yeah! Cool! “Outside of a goat”, Recep quipped, “Man’s best friend is a book, that’s the trick. Inside of a goat, It’s too dark - but there’s hope I’ll try reading in braille, with my dick.” ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/32 "2016-05-27T01:54:02Z")
Erdogan was a Turk most thin-skinned, And Presidentin’ was hard when he binged In his most favorite delight: A goat with fur white To hide the extent of his sins ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/33 "2016-05-27T13:17:28Z")
The President of Turkey fucks goats And weasels and ermines and stoats With puppies and kittens He’s especially smitten “If it has four legs, I’ll fuck it!” he gloats ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/34 "2016-05-27T15:20:51Z")
The [poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=793543) is now open! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/35 "2016-05-27T16:18:22Z")
The link just goes back to this thread. Cool, so meta. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/36 "2016-05-27T16:31:30Z")
There once was a pollster who was meta… Though his linking was still somewhat beta… That link goes right back To right where you were at Try again, please do it bettah? Um, sorry. This is taking over my brain now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/37 "2016-05-27T16:54:40Z")
I blame President Erdogan. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/38 "2016-05-27T19:38:45Z")
While doing some sightseeing and light exercise over in IMHO, I did find [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=794131). Which I suspect is the poll. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244/39 "2016-05-27T19:55:58Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > There once was a pollster who was meta… > Though his linking was still somewhat beta… > That link goes right back > To right where you were at > Try again, please do it bettah? > > Um, sorry. This is taking over my brain now. Okay, even if you don’t win the poll, you _definitely_ win this thread! 😃 P.S. - Cheers for correcting my link. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-erdogan-dirty-limerick-contest/755244.md?page=1)