# The president still has poopy pants!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903 "2003-08-27T03:49:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/1 "2003-08-27T03:49:06Z")
I’m right! I’m right! I’m right! [http://liberal.insufferable.blog/~swedishchef/bork.bork.bork](http://liberal.insufferable.blog/~swedishchef/bork.bork.bork) See! I’m right! I’m right! I’m right! He makes me so mad I could post this drivel!!! I’m right! I’m right! I’m right! Just another sign. ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/2 "2003-08-27T03:51:28Z")
link dinna woik ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/3 "2003-08-27T03:53:32Z")
[I’M RIGHT I’M RIGHT I’M RIGHT!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207386) PANIC!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/4 "2003-08-27T03:58:13Z")
“oops I crapped my pants” [http://www.motherjones.com/magazine/MJ01/images/dubya.jpg](http://www.motherjones.com/magazine/MJ01/images/dubya.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/5 "2003-08-27T04:07:09Z")
Seriously, though, does anyone else get the feeling that **Reeder** has nightmares of Dick Cheney’s head chanting “American Blood for oil! Win 2004! Halliburton!”? ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/6 "2003-08-27T04:32:31Z")
Damn that Bush. Do we really want someone in the White House who is unable to control his bowels? I think you’d all agree with me that the answer is NO. So remember: in 2004, a vote against Bush is a vote against incontinence. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/7 "2003-08-27T04:33:24Z")
Impeach Poopypants! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/8 "2003-08-27T05:15:17Z")
OK, now it all makes sense. **Reeder** is a High School student in [this classroom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207394). ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/9 "2003-08-27T05:54:06Z")
Still has poopy pants? Does this mean that he didn’t clean his pants from the last time he went poopy in them, or that his poopy plants were de-pooped but he still went and pooped them again? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/10 "2003-08-27T06:16:14Z")
It’s only 16 little turds… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/11 "2003-08-27T14:59:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > **[http://liberal.insufferable.blog/~swedishchef/bork.bork.bork](http://liberal.insufferable.blog/~swedishchef/bork.bork.bork)** I just have to say, I saw the Swedish Chef and the bork bork bork and I almost did a spit take. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/12 "2003-08-27T15:40:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kantalooppi \* > Still has poopy pants? Does this mean that he didn’t clean his pants from the last time he went poopy in them, or that his poopy **plants** were de-pooped but he still went and pooped them again? Man, those must be some stinky plants. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/13 "2003-08-27T16:14:34Z")
Uh oh, another nasty pretzel. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/14 "2003-08-27T18:28:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Man, those must be some stinky plants. \*\* Speaking of which, it has been conclusively demonstrated that the Prez has [one of these](http://www.botanik.uni-bonn.de/botgart/amorpho2003e.html) in his pants. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-president-still-has-poopy-pants/197903/15 "2003-08-27T22:53:01Z")
[Actual photographic evidence!](http://www.geocities.com/bobscene/bushwhat.htm)