# The Princess Office Space **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900 "2017-01-23T00:04:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_In_Black)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/1 "2017-01-23T00:04:17Z")
So me and a guy I work with will randomly quote Office Space lines about wanting that stapler back and moving the desk. And sometimes start saying Inigo Montoya’s lines. But today he walks up to me, looks me in the eye, and says, “I want my stapler back you son of a bitch!” And I just lost it. Just had to share that. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/2 "2017-01-23T01:38:25Z")
Hey Peter, man! That’s inconceivable! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/3 "2017-01-23T01:55:43Z")
Most likely I’m gonna need to uhh… go ahead, and uhhh… kill you tommorow. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/4 "2017-01-23T02:06:50Z")
I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills! It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/5 "2017-01-23T03:02:29Z")
You keep using that TPS Report. I do not think it means what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/6 "2017-01-23T05:15:29Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Hey Peter, man! That’s inconceivable! Hey, Peter, man! Channel 9, breast exam! There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/7 "2017-01-23T17:24:13Z")
I used to be over by the window, and I could see the shrieking eels, and they were married. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/8 "2017-01-23T17:54:32Z")
Have fun storming the PC Load Letter! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/9 "2017-01-24T16:06:34Z")
It just so happens that your printer here is only _mostly_ out of paper. There’s a big difference between mostly out of paper and all out of paper. Why do you wear so much bling? Bling is terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing bling in the future. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/10 "2017-01-24T17:21:41Z")
Hello. My name is Milton Montoya. You took my red Swingline. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-princess-office-space/777900/11 "2017-01-24T17:37:57Z")
We’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. Keep the lights on; it’s infested with rodents of unusual size.