# The Punchline Thread (or, Cheer up Silver Fire) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102 "2004-10-07T21:50:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/21 "2004-10-08T00:46:05Z")
1.Polaroids. 2.A crow with a machine gun. 1. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/22 "2004-10-08T02:36:31Z")
1. You’ll never make it! 2. Do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist? 3. Fish! ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/23 "2004-10-08T03:11:37Z")
1. A brown stick. 2. I said _posse_! 3. Yeah, but nobody takes the Sheriff’s girl. 4. Arrrr it’s drivin’ me nuts! 5. Catch that fart and paint it green! (Oh how I wish I remembered the actual joke) 6. For my third wish, I want you to scare me half to death. 7. Wood eye! Wood eye! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/24 "2004-10-08T04:17:31Z")
Christopher Walken NO! Is that… you’re MOM?! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/25 "2004-10-08T04:40:56Z")
Good. Do you have any grapes? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/26 "2004-10-08T04:45:59Z")
They are both close to water… Bwahahahahahhahaa… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Niceguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mr.Niceguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Niceguy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/27 "2004-10-08T13:39:50Z")
…Yeah and it’s deep too. spit 'em out, spit 'em out ! we’re eating assholes ! He said he thinks he knows you ma. so he wiped his ass with the rabbit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/28 "2004-10-08T17:00:00Z")
This punchline has been brought to you courtesy of **Seinfeld** : Don’t worry, it’ll only _feel_ like an eternity. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/29 "2004-10-08T17:07:28Z")
[ol] [li]Fuck you Clown[/li][li]To keep the foreskin down[/li][li]Why the long face[/li][li]They fail[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/30 "2004-10-08T17:15:09Z")
…but the punch line was too long. Because they’re always down in the mouth. A nun with a spear through her head. Oh, in that case, you can probably make it with a 3 iron. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/31 "2004-10-08T17:28:20Z")
You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lathe_of_Heaven)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/32 "2004-10-08T17:40:23Z")
It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts? It’s the cobblestones But how will we ever show our faces in the supermarket again? “Hello, I’m de Viper! I’m here to vash und vipe your vindows.” I can’t tell you. You’re not a monk yet. “Watson, you idiot. _Someone has stolen our tent!_” ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/33 "2004-10-08T18:04:24Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > 1. Catch that fart and paint it green! (Oh how I wish I remembered the actual joke) My God! I remeber that joke. Well, that is, I remeber that punchline. From second grade. Sorry, like you, I cannot recall the setup. Here are mine: 1. You don’t, you get down off a duck. 2. Well that answers that question, now doesn’t it! 3. Kidneys. 4. And to keep the foul language hidden: A fuck for a duck. A duck for a fuck. And $25 for a fucked up duck. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/34 "2004-10-08T18:20:34Z")
No! I was jacking off and I shot the dog! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/35 "2004-10-08T18:32:29Z")
Where’s my cookie? Now we need a thread to supply the jokes for us poor folks who don’t know all of them. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/36 "2004-10-08T18:55:00Z")
So he gave her one. Because he was stapled to the chicken. That’s not my dog. (hmmm…punchline haiku?) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/37 "2004-10-08T18:55:12Z")
No, that’s just vanilla ice cream You didn’t come here to hunt, did you? Put the potato in the _front_! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/38 "2004-10-08T18:56:59Z")
How are your teeth **Silver Fire**? (badum, tish) ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/39 "2004-10-08T19:02:50Z")
1. Me no like 'um horse, either. 2. Holy mackeral, look at all those fucking injuns! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102/40 "2004-10-08T19:13:09Z")
Keeps me from lickin’ 'em. Hold me beer and watch this. A good start. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-punchline-thread-or-cheer-up-silver-fire/268102.md?page=3)