# The Purity Test for Virgins **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 1999, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492 "1999-12-06T04:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/1 "1999-12-06T04:30:00Z")
There is hope for us yet. [Take the test here!](http://www.armory.com/tests/virgin.html) I was 56.8% pure. How about you guys? * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) I could be doing something, but… _why?_ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/2 "1999-12-06T05:17:00Z")
78.0%. And my weirdness factor is 41%. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/3 "1999-12-06T05:18:00Z")
Just curious, but would any girls be willing to help [this guy](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/jonathan.gif) out? You know, just get him some poontang so he doesn’t have to take the test again? I took the test, even though I have knocked the boots before, and found out I’m 32.6% pure. * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/4 "1999-12-06T05:32:00Z")
::hangs head in shame:: ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/5 "1999-12-06T06:05:00Z")
Still 76.5%… but its better than 98. Weirdness 42%. –John * * * @@@@@@@@@ .\_\_\_|/_/_/\_/. \__ **/.\_** _ Hanukkah sig. (No, I’m not Jewish) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/6 "1999-12-06T06:12:00Z")
I am 56.8% Pure! And my Weirdness Factor is 36%. I am above average in purity! And I think it’s a lot to do with not being able to answer the kissing questions. _sigh_ * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered. ---
**Author:** ![MarkSerlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@MarkSerlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkSerlin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/7 "1999-12-06T07:26:00Z")
Damn! I got 28.0 in the purity test and 47 in the weirdness factor. Now I feel better. * * * Mark “Think of it as Evolution in action.” ---
**Author:** ![Lanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanna)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/8 "1999-12-06T10:22:00Z")
This little virgin is all of 21.2% pure, with a 35% weirdness factor. I guess I’m not as pure as the driven snow after all, but at least I’m a virgin, dammit. > [@](#): > > Just curious, but would any girls be willing to help this guy out? You know, just get him some poontang so he doesn’t have to take the test again? :::considers what Satan’s response will be for a number of retorts. Decides to go with the safe answer::: Of course not! That would be wrong, and I would never, ever do such a thing. Sheesh. _cough_promnight_cough_ -Lanna ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/9 "1999-12-06T12:12:00Z")
81.8% pure. Weirdness factor 45%. Maybe I should just join a monastery. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/10 "1999-12-06T14:19:00Z")
Mark,we all know your weirdness factor is higher than that! ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/11 "1999-12-06T14:27:00Z")
## Ok, I’m far from a virgin, but I thought it might be interesting. 11.4% Pure and not so weird 38% “Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…” Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/12 "1999-12-06T14:34:00Z")
Gee Mark for a virgin you sure know alot about sex… exactly which sex manual were you quoting from in the “are all men selfish buggars” thread? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Minty\_Rae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/49beb7/32.png) [@Minty\_Rae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minty_Rae)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/13 "1999-12-06T15:08:00Z")
44.7 % pure, with a weirdness factor of 37%. Um. Did I just admit to being a virgin? Oopsie… _g_ * * * The Minty One ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/14 "1999-12-06T15:46:00Z")
26.5% pure 37% wierdness score… ---
**Author:** ![MarkSerlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@MarkSerlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkSerlin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/15 "1999-12-06T15:58:00Z")
Well, actually, my score means I kinda failed the test and am probably close to being a dirty old man. Even I am surprised at the amount of those who sort of passed it! We need more sex education in the schools! * * * Mark “Think of it as Evolution in action.” ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/16 "1999-12-06T16:06:00Z")
Yes! 34.1% pure, with 31% weirdness. * * * Question authority–just not mine. ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowcsr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Rainbowcsr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowcsr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/17 "1999-12-07T06:41:00Z")
39.2 purity factor (chagrined) 30 weirdness (??) Dang, those of you with a purity factor higher than mine – are you for real or are you under 22 years old? There are actually virgins out there above 12 years of age?? There’s a girl I know I’m going to give this test to and I’ll be she scores something like 10 in the purity factor. (I hope so.) * * * What? Me worry?’ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/18 "1999-12-06T19:11:00Z")
48.5% sexually pure…weirdness factor of 36%. And rainbow…YES there are virgins older than 12. Like me, for instance… (Maybe not for long, but still.) * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/19 "1999-12-06T20:59:00Z")
12.1% pure. I think this is my lowest score yet 🙂 with a weirdness factor of 44.5%. There were very few things that I haven’t done; although, I have **not** (and in case the html code doesn’t work. I have not) had sex with animals. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492/20 "1999-12-06T21:10:00Z")
53% pure, 36% weird. I need to get out more often. Neil [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-purity-test-for-virgins/12492.md?page=2)