# The Pussycat Dolls.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 1, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969 "2006-05-01T17:01:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/1 "2006-05-01T17:01:42Z")
Who needs tallent when you look like that, eh?
I don’t know a damn song they sing but I’ll watch every single video.
😃
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### Author:  [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/2 "2006-05-01T17:08:02Z")
I find all of them unbelievably skanky. I wouldn’t F them with a stolen D.
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### Author:  [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/3 "2006-05-01T17:36:52Z")
Nicole Scherzinger is the only one who does any singing at all. The album (which I swear I do not own) credits her for all lead and backing vocals. The rest are just dancers. Frankly, I wish they had kept the burlesque stage show and costumes they used to perform in before they were refurbished as a dance/pop group, but I guess the urban-hoochie look is more commercial these days.
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### Author:  [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/4 "2006-05-01T17:40:01Z")
Love 'em. They’re _sassy_; not skanky!
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### Author:  [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/5 "2006-05-01T18:59:59Z")
You could go to any halfway decent strip club and see chicks who are hotter than most of those skanks.
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/6 "2006-05-01T19:06:37Z")
But not nearly as musically gifted. 😛
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/7 "2006-05-02T04:26:30Z")
Ah, yes… the group that brought us the stunning lyric:
_“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…?”_
Honey, that’s a stupid question. I’m watching a Pussycat Dolls show. Do the math.
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### Author:  [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/8 "2006-05-02T04:39:48Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#):
>
> Ah, yes… the group that brought us the stunning lyric:
>
> _“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…?
> Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…?”_
>
> Honey, that’s a stupid question. I’m watching a Pussycat Dolls show. Do the math.
Actually, they covered the song, which was originally recorded by another singer named Tori Alamaze.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pussycat-dolls/354969/9 "2006-05-02T15:53:15Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#):
>
> Ah, yes… the group that brought us the stunning lyric:
>
> _“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…?
> Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…?”_
>
> Honey, that’s a stupid question. I’m watching a Pussycat Dolls show. Do the math.
Thanks to that goddam Heiniken commercial that stupid song is stuck in my head.
[Shatner in Wrath of Khan] PUSSYCAT DHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLS!!![/shatner]