# The Pwincess Pwecious Has Gone Gizzle in Da Hizzle, Dawg **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548 "2003-12-17T16:17:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/1 "2003-12-17T16:17:32Z")
Our new rasta IT guy has proven to be a very bad influence on Her Majesty, the Pwincess Pwecious. She has gone Ghetto Fabuwous. Picture, if you will, squeaky, high-pitched baby talk with a Lil Kim flavor. “We got da mad cwew up in da house.” What_evew_. I want to wear a big ol’ gold chain just to hear her say “bwing bwing!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/2 "2003-12-17T16:29:08Z")
Wow. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/3 "2003-12-17T16:29:40Z")
Ya know, **Eve** , as annoying as some of my coworkers are, I’m thankful every day I don’t have to deal with my own Pwincess Pwecious. And, even better, the most annoying of the bunch is retiring in 3 weeks! May you be as lucky!! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/4 "2003-12-17T16:38:46Z")
I thought I was finally rid of her when she took maternity leave to give birth to the Infanta Pwecious. But, no, back she came, and plastered her cubicle over with photos of the Infanta. And of course once an hour or so, she has to call whatever unlucky peon who babysits for her, and talk to the Infanta in _Double-Strength Baby Talk!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/5 "2003-12-17T16:55:53Z")
I dunno about the rest of youze guys, but I don’t know if my life would be complete without the periodic Pwincess stories. I’m getting a visual of Hew Majesty and the Wee One conversing back and forth at a tone that can only be heard by dogs. I mean, “Dawgs.” Bwing Bwing…Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/6 "2003-12-17T17:03:53Z")
It’s too bad the Rasta IT guy communicated Hip-hop idiom to her. It would be too sweet if P.P. started randomly inserting “I-Wee” into her patter. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/7 "2003-12-17T17:06:02Z")
Wegawize it! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/8 "2003-12-17T17:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*Wegawize it! \*\* I wiw advewtize it! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/9 "2003-12-17T17:26:22Z")
awwwww…don’t be a fuddy duddy and cwiticize it! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/10 "2003-12-17T17:35:10Z")
If she picks up dialects, I think it is _imperative_ that you hire a Scotsman to go along with the Rasta man. Then at least you wouldn’t understand a friggen word she said. ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/11 "2003-12-17T17:42:44Z")
I just love the quiet, mild mannered, shy guy that shares my office with me. It’s times like these that I love him all the more. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/12 "2003-12-17T18:30:14Z")
I’m sorry, all I’m getting off this thread are visions of a Rastafarian Elmer Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/13 "2003-12-17T20:14:19Z")
Oh sure, but just think of how holla the Pwincess is going to look, wollin’ to da office in her Masewati with the big chwome wims, listenin’ to Ludacwis with her Wasta IT guy. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/14 "2003-12-17T20:34:37Z")
Ah…I forgot about Pwincess Pwecious. Or should we now call her Pwincizzle Pweshizzle? I have a new irritant - the coworker who has now found love and wants everyone to know. "Hi honey!! Do you want to go to the movies tonight? OK… ::extra loud voice:: LOVE YOU!!! NO, I LOVE _YOU_ MORE!! NOOOOOO, _I_ DO!!! HEE HEE HEE!!! OK, YOU HANG UP FIRST. NO, _YOU_ FIRST!! OK, ON THE COUNT OF THREE…ONE…TWO…THREE…YOU’RE STILL THERE TOO!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!" ::Dooku vomits:: ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/15 "2003-12-17T20:49:15Z")
This… **THIS** is why I hate people!! Someone slap the hip outta her hop!! OMFreakin’G! My brain needs serious scrubbing with sharp steel mesh and lemon juice. Thanks for the pain. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/16 "2003-12-17T20:53:37Z")
The Pwincess and LoveFinder should get together. We could send a heat-seeking missile and eliminate the problem in one fell swoop. Or is that one swell foop? ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/17 "2003-12-17T20:54:27Z")
Woahhhhh, **Spider**. Calm down. Don’t make me come over there with my Jay-Z album. I also have an mp3 player and I know how to use it! ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/18 "2003-12-17T20:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh sure, but just think of how holla the Pwincess is going to look, wollin’ to da office in her Masewati with the big chwome wims, listenin’ to Ludacwis with her Wasta IT guy. And “holla” is not an adjective. It is a verb. A VERB, PEOPLE, A VERB!! ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/19 "2003-12-17T21:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*I’m sorry, all I’m getting off this thread are visions of a Rastafarian Elmer Fudd. \*\* Heh… I was thinking [Homestar Runner](http://www.homestarrunner.com/) myself. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548/20 "2003-12-17T21:40:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*I’m sorry, all I’m getting off this thread are visions of a Rastafarian Elmer Fudd. \*\* “Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m dwoppin’ kwonic.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-has-gone-gizzle-in-da-hizzle-dawg/219548.md?page=2)