# The Pwincess Pwecious Pwoves Infectious **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763 "2004-03-11T21:31:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/1 "2004-03-11T21:31:45Z")
The girl (I can’t bring myself to call her a “woman”) who works in the cubicle next to the Infamous Pwincess Pwecious _has started to talk like her_. Now I have _two_ ootsey-cutesy-baby-talkers right across the divider. Just today, they have discoursed on: • The lyrics to “The Gambler” • The last episode of _Sex and the City_ • Their answering-machine messages • How cute their respective coffee mugs are • How cute Johnny Depp is I am _this close_ to snapping and starting to throw things. It’s like working in a goddam helium factory with Betty Boop and Shirley Temple. Did I only _think_ “ **Will you two shut the f** k up before I come over there and rip your gddam heads off?!\*\*” or did I say it out loud . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/2 "2004-03-11T21:36:12Z")
Oy. [sub]And I’m pretty sure the descriptor for Johnny Depp should be something akin to “smokin’ hot”. Not “cute”. But for pwincess pwecious types that doesn’t surprise me.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/3 "2004-03-11T21:36:19Z")
I always love hearing about pwincess pwecious. It makes me really glad that I get to work with my sister! ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/4 "2004-03-11T21:48:57Z")
Pwincess Pwecious in Stereo! Too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/5 "2004-03-11T21:50:41Z")
Duct-tape two pillows to the sides of your head. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/6 "2004-03-11T21:56:57Z")
So I’m looking for hedgehog breeders this morning (don’t ask) and come across a website ‘sponsored’ by a hedgehog named Miwacle. Some woman or another has actually named her pet in Precious Speak and I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. Poor animal, gots no dignity at all. Poor **Eve** , gots no sanity at work. ---
**Author:** ![Tender\_Betty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@Tender\_Betty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tender_Betty)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/7 "2004-03-11T22:05:28Z")
Putting up with that all day long? You’re a better woman than I am. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![HoldOnThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@HoldOnThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldOnThere)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/8 "2004-03-11T22:32:15Z")
Maybe you should bring in some Salt Water Taffy and then see how they sound. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/9 "2004-03-12T00:55:11Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Duct-tape two pillows to the sides of your head. No, not to her head – to the faces of the Pwincesses Pwecious. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/10 "2004-03-12T00:59:15Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > Pwincess Pwecious in Stereo! You misspewwed steweo. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/11 "2004-03-12T01:21:28Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > You misspewwed steweo. Sowwy. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/12 "2004-03-12T01:57:37Z")
I just know about her from your posts and yet I want to bury an icepick in her eye… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/13 "2004-03-12T02:30:41Z")
Shouldn’t that be “Infecshuth”? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/14 "2004-03-12T02:30:49Z")
**Eve** Before you go off on these two, would you please consider your fellow dopers and install a web cam at work with a good view of the action so we can all watch? Please? ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/15 "2004-03-12T02:48:55Z")
Wesistance is futiwe. You wiww be assimiwated. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/16 "2004-03-12T03:30:31Z")
**Eve** , sounds like you need a 1920s-style death way! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/17 "2004-03-12T04:48:52Z")
Are you sure this woman doesn’t just have a speech impediment? A grown woman talking like that? In a professional office setting? Doesn’t anyone else complain? I’d start putting up teddy bears in my own space…suspended from widdle ickle baby nooses… ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/18 "2004-03-12T05:28:21Z")
**Eve** , darlin’, you need to think of not just _your_ personal welfare here, but the rest of the civilized world, as well. If _the Pwecious_ is spreading, you need to do some quick sterilizing, possibly with a flame thrower. Can you imagine the results if this gets out into the general population? [sub]Or possibly take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/19 "2004-03-12T08:19:41Z")
“The doctow says I have cwamydia!” ---
**Author:** ![odd-socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@odd-socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odd-socks)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763/20 "2004-03-12T11:27:25Z")
> [@rowrrbazzle](#): > > Wesistance is futiwe. > You wiww be assimiwated. \*best giggle all morning. Thankyoukindly. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pwincess-pwecious-pwoves-infectious/233763.md?page=2)