# The question game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911 "2008-11-29T09:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/281 "2008-12-14T13:28:45Z")
Can we just order in some hookers instead? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/282 "2008-12-14T13:51:28Z")
Do you still have the number? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/283 "2008-12-14T14:13:34Z")
What, you think I’d lose something like that? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/284 "2008-12-14T14:26:59Z")
Can we use your charge card? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/285 "2008-12-14T14:38:51Z")
Why should I pay for it? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/286 "2008-12-14T15:47:37Z")
Isn’t it part of your monthly budget? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/287 "2008-12-14T17:05:47Z")
Shouldn’t we buy some protection first? Or is that provided? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/288 "2008-12-14T17:09:21Z")
Do you have condoms in mind, or some big guy named Bruno? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/289 "2008-12-14T17:14:50Z")
Is Bruno expensive? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/290 "2008-12-14T18:02:26Z")
What would you class as expensive? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/291 "2008-12-14T18:22:34Z")
Taking Paris Hilton shopping, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/292 "2008-12-14T18:31:55Z")
Wait- why the sexism? Why does it have to be Bruno? What about getting a big girl named Helga? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/293 "2008-12-14T18:47:17Z")
Wouldn’t she want to join in? Wouldn’t that null the protection? Don’t you think Bruno would be better? Would you think $200.00 too much? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/294 "2008-12-14T18:48:33Z")
Why do you have so many questions? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/295 "2008-12-14T18:51:13Z")
Is that too many? Do you damn a man for being curious? Wouldn’t you have just as many? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/296 "2008-12-14T18:54:16Z")
Oh, am I _persona non grata_ all of a sudden? Can you just fly straight past my immaculately crafted responses, now? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/297 "2008-12-14T18:55:47Z")
Did you really think that was well crafted? Are you even chipping in for the “entertainment”? Do you see now where you’ve gone wrong? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/298 "2008-12-14T18:57:24Z")
Could you spell it out for me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/299 "2008-12-14T19:08:49Z")
**TheVioletCreep** , must you ask three or four questions at a time? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/300 "2008-12-14T19:13:14Z")
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