# The question game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911 "2008-11-29T09:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/581 "2009-01-09T13:48:33Z")
And where is the garden hose? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/582 "2009-01-10T01:42:24Z")
Why do you ask me? Is it because I am a man I should know where the hose is? Where is the fabric softener? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/583 "2009-01-10T01:44:46Z")
Liquid or sheets? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/584 "2009-01-10T04:56:23Z")
Acid or fabric softener? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/585 "2009-01-10T04:59:58Z")
Are my shorts starched again? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/586 "2009-01-10T05:07:07Z")
Did I get your panties in a twist? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/587 "2009-01-10T05:15:51Z")
Weren’t you the one who’s use of panties I defended? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/588 "2009-01-10T05:17:28Z")
Who said I use panties? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/589 "2009-01-10T05:20:18Z")
Isn’t it easy to tell when I have stayed up past my bedtime? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/590 "2009-01-10T05:20:24Z")
_How you doin’_? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/591 "2009-01-10T10:28:42Z")
You ready to make that call on the gender, Schwartz? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/592 "2009-01-10T13:03:59Z")
May the Schwartz be with you? ---
**Author:** ![shallora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@shallora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shallora)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/593 "2009-01-10T13:20:08Z")
Would it be okay to bring my ‘Dark Helmet’ along for the Schwartz? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/594 "2009-01-10T15:45:48Z")
Why doesn’t anyone ever answer my questions? ---
**Author:** ![shallora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@shallora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shallora)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/595 "2009-01-10T16:14:17Z")
Is there a reason your questions don’t correspond to the previous one? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/596 "2009-01-11T01:00:49Z")
Would the next person who makes a Spaceballs reference because of my name please choke yourself? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/597 "2009-01-11T03:55:14Z")
So… did anyone find out the gender issue yet? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/598 "2009-01-11T04:37:38Z")
Why do you think I have gender issues? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/599 "2009-01-11T04:51:49Z")
Why would you have gender issues? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-question-game/474911/600 "2009-01-11T14:06:51Z")
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