# the quiznos commerical, what are those?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 15, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308 "2004-02-15T05:28:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308/21 "2004-02-16T05:44:35Z")

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Y’know, I didn’t think Quizno’s could come up with a new commercial as revolting as the one with the guy who let his parakeet die because he loved making sandwiches so much, _but they did_. I ain’t eatin’ there, Emma.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308/22 "2004-02-16T06:42:32Z")

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> [@don Jaime](#):
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> Y’know, I didn’t think Quizno’s could come up with a new commercial as revolting as the one with the guy who let his parakeet die because he loved making sandwiches so much, _but they did_. I ain’t eatin’ there, Emma.

but, but…

THEY’VE GOT A PEPPAH BAH! You should eat there just for that.

Incidentally, that picture of the tarsier up in that link is my desktop wallpaper. I look at its cute wittle face everytime i get on the computer.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308/23 "2004-02-16T14:25:52Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Banned in the UK? Why?

Copyright issues. I thought I would never see it again till I found the above link a few weeks ago.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-quiznos-commerical-what-are-those/229308/24 "2004-02-16T14:37:08Z")

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Hamsters on crack.

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