# The random wasting money poll: what would you spend $10 on?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 31, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726 "2016-01-31T03:34:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/1 "2016-01-31T03:34:45Z")

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A somewhat weird question that came to mind a while ago. I thought I’d see what the Dope thought. Might not have thought out the options as well as I could have, so maybe there is a clear winner, but I’m curious.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/2 "2016-01-31T03:36:24Z")

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Mustard

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/3 "2016-01-31T03:41:45Z")

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Of the choices an arcade game would be the most enjoyable use. That’s because I’m not interested in any sex act that I could get for $10.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/4 "2016-01-31T03:43:51Z")

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Yum! Jalapeno double burger at McD’s!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/5 "2016-01-31T03:45:26Z")

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Didn’t vote; NOTA.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/6 "2016-01-31T03:48:56Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Didn’t vote; NOTA.

If I understand this right, that’s the point of the “had to” hypothetical.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/7 "2016-01-31T15:27:42Z")

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Contrary to popular belief, you’re not going to get a sex act for $10 in Thailand. Those days are long gone. But the BJ bars are only about double that.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/8 "2016-01-31T15:46:41Z")

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I’ve had psychic readings for fun and charity before, so probably that. They can be good for a few laughs.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/9 "2016-01-31T16:00:36Z")

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Lottery tickets. Done it before and will likely do it again. Fortunately, at this stage of my life, $10 isn’t a huge deal.

Now, if ice cream had been an option, that would have beaten all other contenders, hands down! I lurves me some ice cream!

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**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/10 "2016-01-31T16:01:04Z")

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A very good whisky in a shot glass, to sip.

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/11 "2016-01-31T16:04:07Z")

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A strega and soda at that niiiiice restaurant on the island would hit the spot.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/12 "2016-01-31T18:07:37Z")

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Probably a video game(s) or DVD(s).

Failing that, probably a sit down meal at a restaurant.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/13 "2016-01-31T18:26:45Z")

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A truly appalling set of options. _None of the Above_ for me.

A $10 sex act? 😕 What are you going to do? Jerk off a goat?

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/14 "2016-01-31T18:37:27Z")

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> [@JustinC](#):
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> A very good whisky in a shot glass, to sip.

My vote, too. But, you’re going to get “decent” for $10. “Very good” would be a bit more.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/15 "2016-01-31T18:38:32Z")

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McDonalds. I can’t remember the last time I had it - years and years ago - but I love junk food. Failing that, random stocks would be my second choice.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/16 "2016-01-31T19:48:39Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> A truly appalling set of options. _None of the Above_ for me.
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> A $10 sex act? 😕 What are you going to do? Jerk off a goat?

For $10 a prostitute might spit on your penis. But you still have to pay for gas to get to the red light district.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/17 "2016-01-31T20:20:12Z")

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McDonalds sugar cookies.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/18 "2016-02-01T04:19:16Z")

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I’m pretty sure a $10 sex act is paying to jerk someone else off.

I went with the lotto. I don’t care enough to follow a stock for $10 and in a year I’d probably forget I own it. Aat least with the lotto I could walk away with a dollar.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/19 "2016-02-01T04:56:03Z")

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I’m a sucker for amusement park arcades and games so ------ pretty much no question.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-random-wasting-money-poll-what-would-you-spend-10-on/744726/20 "2016-02-01T05:27:00Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Yum! Jalapeno double burger at McD’s!

They have those where you’re at! Those bastards keep taking it away from me here; they had it last year for a month or two, took it away, brought it back for another month or two, then took it away again. I goddam loved that thing! My favorite $2 burger. I was obsessed enough to figure out which McDonalds were more likely to do it correctly versus others.

Anyhow, I voted booze, but McDonald’s would probably be my second choice. I don’t even want to know what a $10 sex act will get you here in Chicago. You can probably find someone willing to do something for that price, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to touch that someone regardless what that something was. Plus, I’m pretty sure my wife would be against the idea.

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