# The real pimp is here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 2, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638 "2003-05-02T15:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/21 "2003-05-02T16:30:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*Isn’t a young pimp called a pimple? \*\* Well, I just popped him. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/22 "2003-05-02T16:37:44Z")
Man, I remember the first time _I_ huffed gasoline, too. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/23 "2003-05-02T17:14:14Z")
He aint a pimp. He’s just a rest haven for hoes. A boil. A festering sore on the ass of humanity. He’s so bad his momma is ashamed . . . that she fucked him . . . but she neeed the money. Anyone ever see “The Man Elyssian Fields”? I wish pimps these days would take a lessen from Mick Jagger and get some clash and culture. Turnin’ out a proper trick these days requires intelect and decorum. But a pair of gators never hurt nobody . . . ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/24 "2003-05-02T17:21:40Z")
I usually don’t laugh out loud to this stuff at work, but **Lynn** , that one got me! ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/25 "2003-05-02T17:22:18Z")
Wow, how often does it happen that someone gets banned with their first post? I’m impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/26 "2003-05-02T17:40:28Z")
Lynn’s funny. Popped him. Heh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/27 "2003-05-02T20:24:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\*Well, I just popped him. \*\* Lynn, you’re awesome. And BigShake7 - as SimonX mentioned, congratulations on your new record. First post = ban is truly impressive. Tell your grandkids! ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/28 "2003-05-02T20:31:25Z")
No, I think ColdFireIsBigSlut was banned before making a post. And various other posters with similar names. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/29 "2003-05-03T03:54:10Z")
Wait- **Coldfire** is a big slut? Why was I not informed of this? HELLO, people! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/30 "2003-05-05T04:11:59Z")
**Guin** , I think he only does people with at least 15k posts, not just 14k. After all, the Dutch have _some_ standards wrapped up in all that socialism and weed. 😃 FYI, it’s common for the admins to can people with zero posts if they are either obviously a returning bannee or choose a definitively jerky name. Big Shakes the Clown was guilty of both. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/31 "2003-05-05T16:50:38Z")
But what has he done with BigShake 1-6? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/32 "2003-05-05T17:11:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*Hey pimp, the goldfish in your heels are dead. \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/33 "2003-05-05T18:09:30Z")
Well, someone got it. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/34 "2003-05-08T02:31:05Z")
Who’s Bigshake? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/35 "2003-05-08T04:55:57Z")
Likely some young wigger from minnesota, ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-pimp-is-here/172638/36 "2003-05-08T05:15:22Z")
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