# The REAL \*spanking\* game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386 "2001-01-04T13:44:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/1 "2001-01-04T13:44:16Z")
Due to the “misunderstanding” of **impunha’s** thread, here is what you “all” have been waiting for!! I have my 12 inch ruler and a hair brush. I also have a velvet glove. So… Who wants to be first? My, my… You’ve been VERY naughty! ---
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/2 "2001-01-04T13:51:39Z")
he he he. Bags me the hairbrush. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/3 "2001-01-04T14:02:49Z")
Don’t laugh. I picked up some nice bargains from our theatre’s garage sale plus a few other garage sales. - short riding crop (pseudo-ivory handle) - long-handled crop - 14-foot bullwhip (pretty bad shape [from a farm estate sale] likely going to break) - assorted lengths of silks and cottons (mostly faded and discolored, but still usable) - various bungee cords ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/4 "2001-01-04T14:50:26Z")
_bends over_…spank me! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/5 "2001-01-04T14:56:06Z")
Mmmmm… bungee cords. Mmmmm… bungee sex. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/6 "2001-01-04T18:04:24Z")
**Screech** , how YOU doin’? OK **Doll** , {using velvet glove} Fap Fap Fap Such a BAD girl! Fap Fap Fap 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/7 "2001-01-04T20:33:20Z")
Quite fine, thank you. Depends on which side of the crop I am. Wanna borrow anything? Oh, and I found my formal elbow-length, black satin evening gloves (with the little black buttons on the side seam). COLD satin. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/8 "2001-01-04T22:15:34Z")
Oh! Me! Me! I have been _very_ naughty. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/9 "2001-01-04T22:33:10Z")
I’ve been naughty too, but I’m verrrry selective of who I get spanked by. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/10 "2001-01-04T22:46:26Z")
::glances at Euty:: And just _how_ selective are you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-spanking-game/48386/11 "2001-01-05T01:19:06Z")
:::Silo pulls out large wooden paddle::: …Sneaks up behind Silver Fire… \ 😃 _-Silo runs away and LHAO.-_