# The real Stargate cover up. What really happend? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2013, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659 "2013-05-18T06:42:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/21 "2013-05-18T16:30:29Z")
what happened? Well contrary to some beliefs… the “Weekly World News” was not a real newspaper. I know… i was disappointed too. It did get me through a lot of “current events” assignments in high school though. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/22 "2013-05-18T16:38:44Z")
> [@Caveofdave88](#): > > \ what would Jesus do? Post in Spanish ? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/23 "2013-05-18T16:58:55Z")
> [@Caveofdave88](#): > > But ask your self this, what would Jesus do? Jesus would go Roller Disco-ing! Most people don’t know this, but Jesus was a great skater! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/24 "2013-05-18T17:09:58Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Jesus would go Roller Disco-ing! > > Most people don’t know this, but Jesus was a great skater! Read your bible, son. [Our lord prefers to skate on ice.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jesus+on+ice+skates)😃 ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/25 "2013-05-18T17:27:14Z")
> [@Caveofdave88](#): > > 1. What do you know about anything real or valid concerning et’s? Cause obviously we are not alone! I know a little bit. I seek the truth as should all. I think you’re seeking so fast that truth gave up catching you and went home. > [@Caveofdave88](#): > > But ask your self this, what would Jesus do? Decompose, probably. But I’d be interested in your thoughts, since we don’t usually get the “God Did it” and “Aliens did it” in one poster, excepting the occasional Scientologist. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/26 "2013-05-18T17:45:02Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Read your bible, son. [Our lord prefers to skate on ice.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jesus+on+ice+skates)😃 Thin or thick? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/27 "2013-05-18T21:15:21Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > What is it about April and May? Each year we get a bunch of…odd OP’s from new posters. School’s out? ---
**Author:** ![Caveofdave88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@Caveofdave88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caveofdave88)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/28 "2013-05-18T22:13:48Z")
Lol ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/29 "2013-05-18T22:18:48Z")
Case in point. Anybody who posts “Lol” here isn’t firing on all of the few brain cells they possess. Or is in primary school. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/30 "2013-05-18T22:30:34Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Jesus would go Roller Disco-ing! > > Most people don’t know this, but Jesus was a great skater! > [@kayaker](#): > > Read your bible, son. [Our lord prefers to skate on ice.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jesus+on+ice+skates)😃 No, He likes [Alternative Transportation.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jumping%20Jesus%20on%20%20a%20Pogo%20Stick&defid=3123251) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659/31 "2013-05-19T18:17:43Z")
Well… I guess middle schools are out early for the summer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-stargate-cover-up-what-really-happend/658659.md?page=1)